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PR guy. Cancer (oesophagus stage 3) survivor. Lover of pugs. All comments and tweets are my own. #Let’sBeatCancer

United Kingdom
Joined March 2009
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Bond Street station Update is she has been removed by the police for a vet assessment But this lady fears she will just be handed back This has made me so angry 😑
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Sadly, the last known surviving WW2 veteran of the SAS, Matthew "Matt/Jock" Mackinnon-Pattison died on Thursday 5th November aged 102years. We remember Matthew. Here is a summary of Matthew's wartime service. Please share widely: Matt MacKinnon Pattison was among hundreds of thousands of Allied soldiers who fought Germans in Italy in the spring of 1944. Sometimes remembered as the "D-Day Dodgers", in reference to their role away from Normandy, men in Italy faced brutal conditions as they battled to take Monte Cassino and dislodge enemy soldiers. "We came back from Italy having flogged ourselves to pieces, nervous wrecks, and people say 'where were you on D-Day?'" said Matt, from Penrith, Cumbria. "We just say we were busy bloody well fighting." British Prime Minister Winston Churchill thought of Italy as the "soft underbelly" of Nazi-dominated Europe, but the campaign there proved difficult and costly. With perhaps typical military irony, the men in Italy adopted the "D-Day Dodgers" moniker, even creating a song to the tune of Lili Marleen, a famous wartime melody. "We are the D-Day Dodgers in sunny Italy," rang the chorus. But this was no sojourn in the sun and the Allied forces knew it. Enemy soldiers were dug in on defensive lines across the country, and at Monte Cassino it took four separate attacks from US, British, Polish and Commonwealth forces to destroy and take the hilltop monastery. Matt still has razor-sharp memories of the battles he fought, and the comrades he lost. He fled agricultural service in Kilmarnock as a teenager to get to Glasgow to enlist as an infantryman before ending up "right in the forefront" of the battle for Monte Cassino. Advancing up the slopes amid the fog of deadly artillery bomb blasts and the continual crackle of gunfire, the soldier saw many of his comrades fall. But, he said, there was no time to be frightened. "You don’t look upon it as bravery, you just look at it as part of your life," he told the BBC. "When the officers told you to advance, that was what you had to do. "Every battle is the same. You get pounded to death, whether it was Normandy, Burma or anywhere." Matt was recruited for the SAS after being injured and taken to a Naples hospital to recover. From 100 candidates, he was just one of 10 that made it. He was dropped behind enemy lines near Genoa, tasked with finding Italian dictator Mussolini who by then had been captured by partisans. Once the war was over, he was sent to Germany as part of the War Crimes Unit to find Nazi suspects who had executed captured members of the SAS. There, he said, he saw a broken nation, but people "just like us". Eight decades on, he can clearly recall the claustrophobic horror of war, from German soldiers playing dead to entice Allied soldiers into shooting range, to landmines and enormous loss. "I lost a lot of my mates, especially one called Ginger," he said. "And when he died he was sitting in a trench with his head down. There was a smile on his face." "Still a smile on his face that marked the place where he and his maker met. "And that was Ginger. He was a good lad." Dodging D-Day was no pass, and so many thousands paid the ultimate price in Italy. In his flat, Matt still has his SAS beret, his medals and his memories. He also has his nation’s thanks. (Source: bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce99…)
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πŸ•β€πŸ¦ΊπŸ§¨ #SN4 #SWINDON #WILTSHIRE MISSING LABRADOR DIESEL Diesel went #missing 7 November 2026 after being spooked by a loud #firework that exploded nearby as he was walking from the car to his front door He bolted in fear & ran through Sainsbury’s car park doglost.co.uk/dog/205723
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Please retweet, URGENT: Hundreds of hens need your help 🚨 Hundreds of ex-commercial hens are still waiting to secure their second chance at life, but time is running out. We urgently need to match them with loving adopters across the South and South West before Saturday 14th and Sunday 15th November: Saturday 14th November πŸ“ #Devon πŸ“ #Dorset Sunday 15th November πŸ“ #Berkshire πŸ“ #Gloucestershire πŸ“ #Hampshire πŸ“ #Wiltshire When you rehome ex-commercial hens, you’re giving them a peaceful, care-free retirement where they can scratch around in the dirt, dustbathe, and soak up the sunshine. In return, they make wonderful, entertaining garden pets, each bringing their own distinct personality, endless curiosity, and endearing charm to your outdoor space. πŸ“ Adopt: If you have space in your garden and room in your heart, please reserve your hens today: tinyurl.com/4xdfpun6 πŸ“± Share this post to help us reach more people. πŸ’¬ Tag your hen-loving friends and relatives in the comments. πŸ“£ Spread the word in your local community groups. Even if you're unable to adopt today, sharing this post could help us reach someone who can. Thank you so much for your support. ❀️ On facebook facebook.com/BritishHenWelfa… #BHWT #animalrescue #adoptdontshop #chickens #backyardchickens #cutepets #hens @KatieAmess @Jan_Leeming @JaneFallon @GBNEWS @PatrickChristys
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Just had a really sophisticated scam call from β€œGloucestershire Police”. Correct number. British female voice. Text message to confirm. Really polished script. β€œWe’ve arrested someone who was using your identity to commit financial fraud. Your passport and drivers license was used….” Invites me to come to the police station nearest to me to view the evidence. … then… Wants to confirm the crypto accounts that are genuine … didn’t feel right… she puts me through to her Sargent… British accent… he starts asking for info about my β€œgenuine accounts” … I start asking questions and *click* Did some searching and it seems to be a scam that’s doing the rounds. AI voice alteration, cloned phone numbers etc. really sophisticated. Be careful out there.
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Replying to @wesstreeting
This is a straight forward lie Wes. You know what i said was both Labour and Conservatives hollowed out defence. Be man enough to admit it. Lies dont hide your own record. The last government to spend 3% of GDP ( without all your treasury tricks) was a Conservative one. MOD now spends 2.2% GDP and you are cutting day to day spending this year and next. many veterans, like me who served under a Labour government never forget the Snatch Landrover scandal. If you want to be taken seriously as a Defence Secretary stop playing child like politics. Earn your respect by sticking up for the armed forces, fighting the Treasury for real funding not spin and be honest about Labours part in hollowing out. At the moment your fake claims on 2.7% GDP coupled with under funding day to day spending are a perfect example of hollowing out. @haynesdeborah @larisamlbrown
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Please retweet to help Digger AGED 13 find a home #UK Available for adoption, registered British charity @oldiesclub More details or apply below πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ oldies.org.uk/2026/devoted-d… Digger is an adorable 13-year-old yellow Labrador boy who came into rescue because he was having to be left for very long hours and this wasn’t fair on him. Digger is in an Oldies Club foster home near #Pewsey, #Wiltshire, waiting for his forever home. Overview: Digger is a good-natured boy whose favourite thing in the world is to play ball. He gets on very well with other dogs and he enjoys a good walk. His new home must have a nice garden for him to mooch in. Digger is a devoted old chap and wants his new people to be around most of the time to love and adore him! #dogs #AdoptDontShop #England #pets @KatieAmess @scanme_tukslaw @Tukslaw_scanme @daisys_voice @oldiesclub Digger aged 13 needs a forever home, posted Nov 1, 2026.
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Nick Archer retweeted
THIS IS WHAT THE FACE OF EVIL LOOKS LIKE. I would like everyone to know who GLENN TWEEDIE in Midlothian is. I would also. like to know why he isn't in prison. He should never be free to walk our streets again. May his poor dog rest in peace and may he NEVER be employed again. Please share this far and wide so that he knows how we all feel. He will get his karma when he comes face to face with God.
🚨 π—”π—‘π—œπ— π—”π—Ÿ 𝗖π—₯π—¨π—˜π—Ÿπ—§π—¬ | π—šπ—Ÿπ—˜π—‘π—‘ 𝗧π—ͺπ—˜π—˜π——π—œπ—˜, 𝟲𝟰, π—Ÿπ—’π—”π—‘π—›π—˜π—”π——, π— π—œπ——π—Ÿπ—’π—§π—›π—œπ—”π—‘ β€” π—›π—”π— π— π—˜π—₯π—˜π—— π—›π—œπ—¦ π—Ÿπ—”π—•π—₯𝗔𝗗𝗒π—₯, π—¦π—§π—”π—•π—•π—˜π—— π—›π—˜π—₯ 𝗔𝗑𝗗 𝗕𝗨π—₯π—œπ—˜π—— π—›π—˜π—₯ π—œπ—‘ π—ͺπ—’π—’π——π—Ÿπ—”π—‘π—— A defenceless dog was struck twice over the head with a hammer, stabbed through the chest and left to die in agony. Her owner then concealed her body in woodland. Glenn Tweedie, 64, initially told Scottish SPCA inspectors that his black Labrador, Caillie, had been euthanised by a vet because she was suffering pain linked to her reproductive cycle. But when an inspector said he would verify the story with the vet, Tweedie admitted he had killed her himself, claiming he could not afford the veterinary bill. His own account was horrifying. He struck Caillie twice over the head with a hammer, leaving her conscious and in extreme pain, before stabbing her through the chest with a large knife. He had aimed for her heart but pierced her lung instead. A post-mortem found no evidence of the reproductive-system pain he had claimed she was suffering from. The evidence indicated that her suffering began when he attacked her. The stab wound caused catastrophic blood loss, leaving her to bleed to death. Afterwards, he put Caillie’s body in a bag and took her to nearby woodland. Her remains were discovered at the bottom of a ditch, hidden beneath branches. His other Labrador, Jura, was seized and taken into Scottish SPCA care. On 28 October 2026, Tweedie was sentenced at Edinburgh Sheriff Court. He received a lifetime ban on keeping animals, a 12-month Restriction of Liberty Order and an 18-month supervision order. No prison sentence was imposed. The Scottish SPCA inspector described it as the most upsetting case he had encountered in three years, calling it β€œthe most eye-wateringly violent conduct towards a completely innocent pet”. Caillie endured repeated blows, a fatal stab wound and a prolonged death. Her body was then hidden in a ditch. Yet her killer walked away without a prison sentence. How is the public supposed to have confidence in animal cruelty sentencing when a case involving this level of violence ends without immediate imprisonment? Source UKACF.
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Nick Archer retweeted
It's difficult to describe how much of a stupid bastard you must be to want to opt out of bowel cancer screening. From someone who has been through it, use every opportunity to get checked.
Hubs just got an NHS bowel cancer screening kit unasked for. They waste about Β£15m a year on unreturned kits. 35% approx I phoned up at his request to opt out. They now have to send a letter for him to sign. Why are people not asked to opt in to this if they want it?
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This is the moment two thieves were caught on camera filming themselves grabbing a family's pet rabbit by the ears before making off with the animal. The men, who have not been identified, were spotted loitering outside the house – located on St Pauls Street in Hull, East Yorkshire – before cruelly snatching the rabbit, called Peter. The first man, dressed in a darkΒ winter coat, is seen to bend down before picking Peter up by his ears, while the second man – wearing a leather jacket and black hat – jovially films his companion with the animal. Peter, who is nine, appears to struggle against the first man, who dangles him mid-air for more than 20 seconds, before both men walk away with the animal, laughing. The incident, which occurred around 5.18pm on Saturday, October 17, was posted to social media by Peter's owner, Amy Grace, who was at the shops with her son at the time. Ms Grace, 38, had left her daughter Faith, 15, at home and on her return noticed Peter was missing. It was then she checked her CCTV – only to see her beloved pet rabbit being nabbed from the front garden.
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Nick Archer retweeted
I'm appearing as Fagin in Oliver! at the Gielgud Theatre in London until 1st November, and it's a fine life. Currently scheduled to appear in all performances (apart from the evening of Wednesday 21st October and the matinee on Thursday 29th October). Make up courtesy of Liv & Em
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I was working for Jeffrey then, as his political researcher (no relation), and sitting in the wings. Starkey had some good lines, but Jeffrey gave as good as he got ...
Jeffrey Archer v David Starkey on equal age of consent, 1994
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Christopher Sloan Walters, Sloan Energy Services, Texas (middle) with a 'stud & extraordinary' leopard from Tanzania. This is his 3rd one. Serial killer for sure. 🀬 #BanTrophyHunting RT @SARA2001NOOR @Angelux1111 @Gail7175 @Lin11W @Protect_Wldlife @PhaedraXTeddy
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Nick Archer retweeted
Unsurprisingly, the Poles are not impressed by Tucker Carlson’s latest performance.
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Jeffrey Archer, who first appeared in the pages of @athleticsweekly on June 22, 1957, as a promising teenage sprinter, has died aged 86. The novelist remained busy until his final days, appearing on TV this month to promote his last book. athleticsweekly.com/news/jef…
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This is a huge shock. I am incredibly saddened to hear this news. He had sent me a lovely message just this morning and was always a great source of encouragement to me personally. I can’t believe he’s gone. He was a dear friend to so many of us and the Conservative Family will be reeling at this news. Our thoughts are with Dame Mary and all their family at this time.
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A mosque in London with charitable status is facing an investigation after it published sermons encouraging husbands to strike their wives and condoning the execution of gay people by "throwing them off a tall building". dailysceptic.org/2026/10/01/…
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Nick Archer retweeted
Tonight, Russians bombed the "Loving Hearts" animal shelter in Odesa, killing hundreds of dogs and cats.
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