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Lagos, Nigeria
Joined September 2012
Hey guys, as mentioned, we will start the thread on Sunday. If you are law student/new wig or lawyer interested in finance, please stay tuned as we answer introductory question on how entities are being financed. Oh! We are making it a 20day thread. Please retweet.
I have the thought of doing a 30days thread on several ways of debt financing or maybe a mixture of debt and equity or better still convertible debt and equity financing. I think my focus will be con corporate financing, capital market debt issuance, a little bit of
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I was skimming through the manual of our generator, and I saw where oyinbo man said that the generator is supposed to work 50hrs a year. Lol😆😆
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If you are buying a pre-used Samsung Flagship phone , always ask if it's Global version or US version. Sellers should be more honest about it too. The two versions are not the same. There are things buyers must know before paying. One of them is VOLTE. VoLTE hardly work on US-unlocked version. Sometimes, OTA updates won't work on the US-unlocked version too. 5G may also not work on some US-unlocked version too. Also, on the US-unlocked version you may have to be installing updates via Odin and trust me downloading stock ROM on a reputable website like Samfrew costs about $10(you are paying for the bandwidth) and if you are not tech-inclined, you may end up getting frustrated. All these is because you are using them outside the region they are meant for. This is why you see price gap in different versions when you buy pre-used Samsung Flagship on platform like Ali Express and the likes. The difference in US-unlocked version and global version can sometime be up to 150k depending on the storage size. Buyers deserve to know. Sellers should be open too. It doesn't stop you from making sales. Honesty is the best policy. For pixel phones, it's even more complicated. Quite a handful of features are not available to users in Nigeria. That's a topic for another day. I hope you have learnt something new today?
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The moment you spend one big money, hoping that before the next week, something will enter your hand to keep the house running. Boom, you will start hearing one sound in your car. Before you bend down and check what is going on, yoie washing machine will just spoilt.
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Offshore oil and gas vessel operations in Nigeria are reserved for Nigerian-owned vessels, yet foreign vessels still operate under waivers. Under the Cabotage Act, the Minister can grant a waiver of up to one year where no suitable Nigerian vessel, crew, or yard is available. The Government has said the era of indiscriminate waivers is ending and has begun disbursing the Cabotage Vessel Financing Fund to help Nigerian owners fill the gap. Swipe through for what that means if your vessel relies on a waiver. For enquiries, contact [email protected] or visit Lex vertex-legal.com
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I’m back to this. I’m sorry, you’re actually a big fool😂
I learnt this at some point in my relationship and It helped me a lot men.... I love seeing her in hot dresses, and when I see anyone I like on IG, I usually tell her I wanna see her in it and then I send her cash for it, end of the day, she wears it and we both happy. Same goes for dinners, I set up a schedule for our dates, no matter how life gets, we have time to spend with each other. And the list goes on, realising that women reciprocate energy has really given me a peaceful relationship in life, long may it continue 🙏🏿
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Na why i go start new life for ekiti be this😭😭😹💔
Did one stupid thing last year. A friend registered me and another friend for a speed dating show. On the said day, the friend didn’t turn up. I and the other friend got there already so we just decided to participate afterall “it’s just a show” Omooo We later hated ourselves for participating😭😭 Today, for the very first time I watched my part in the show and the shame I felt again😭😭😹 Never in my life😭😭😹
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TONIGHT AT 7:00 PM! The Lagos State Governorship Debate airs LIVE tonight across all Channels TV platforms. Expanding public utility infrastructure, improving clean pipe-borne water distribution, and enhancing basic municipal services form a fundamental part of the development agenda for Lagos. Expect in-depth discussion on utility reforms during tonight's broadcast. Tell us in the replies: What is the main source of water supply in your neighborhood or estate? Live Stream: channelstv.com/live DStv 420 | Sky 515 #LagosGovernorshipDebate #LagosDecides #NigeriaDebateConsortium #ChannelsTV
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Replying to @OpeFoodCritic
Power game when I Dey hungry? Omo go meet Lannisters if you wan do power game 😭
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“We don’t allow Uber to park inside” This corolla has brought me to shame and ridicule. I need to work harder!
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I asked my team to decide whether to go to the NBA dinner or Adekunle Gold’s concert, and the feedback is quite interesting.
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Fubara Promises Massive Turnout For Tinubu’s Rivers Visit Rivers State Governor, Siminalayi Fubara, has assured President Bola Tinubu of a massive turnout of supporters during his visit to the state on Saturday, expressing confidence that the presidential campaign rally will be successful. channelstv.com/2026/11/06/fu…
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Forty (40) blocks are going up for grabs, and the clock starts on November 20. For investors, the real work begins long after the bid. Planning to bid or hold a licence in Nigeria's oil and gas sector? Slide into our inbox at [email protected] for more info before the portal opens.
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Has the Minister of power, Joseph Tegbe, spoken up about the sorry state of electricity so far or he’s ignoring Nigerians and acting as if everything is normal?
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the way women overrate their importance in your life is actually insane. “i bring peace, care, and support” like i was at war before you showed up or some shit
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APC Wants To Litigate Opposition Out Of Existence For Tinubu To Run Unopposed — Kenneth Okonkwo #MorningBrief
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There are CEOs of banks you can't even share lift with in the HQ.
Replying to @SirJarus @suleimana
All CEO in bank are like that at HQ. Do you expect him to be walking with entourage?
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Nigeria’s domestic airlines are losing potential revenue during the peak festive travel season, as restricted operating hours at 17 airports limit flight scheduling, reduce aircraft utilisation and constrain their capacity to meet... Read moree: businessday.ng/pro/article/a…
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Stren & Blan Partners is now accepting applications for its 2027 NYSC Trainee Associate Programme. As a Trainee Associate, you’ll gain hands-on experience across diverse practice areas and work alongside experienced professionals dedicated to excellence.
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African Capital Alliance (ACA) is seeking to raise between US$500 million and US$750 million for its fifth private equity fund, Capital Alliance Private Equity Fund V (CAPE V), as the International Finance Corporation (IFC) considers a proposed investment comprising up to US$30 million in fund equity and a separate US$20 million co-investment envelope. The proposed investment, disclosed by IFC on November 2, 2026, would make the development finance institution an anchor investor in CAPE V. The proposal remains pending approval, with an indicative Board date of January 31, 2027. CAPE V will target mid-market companies across sub-Saharan Africa, pursuing control and significant minority interests in businesses with established operating performance and the potential to become market leaders. The fund intends to build a portfolio of 10 to 15 companies, with individual investment sizes ranging from US$20 million to US$80 million. IFC's relationship with ACA dates back to 1999, when it invested in the manager's inaugural fund, Capital Alliance Private Equity Fund I (CAPE I), as part of its strategy to support the development of the private equity industry in Nigeria and across Africa. It subsequently invested in CAPE II, Capital Alliance Private Investments Company (CAPIC), CAPE III and CAPE IV. For CAPE IV, IFC approved a US$40 million equity investment in a fund targeting US$600 million in total commitments. The 10-year closed-end fund focused on growth companies in Nigeria and other countries along the Gulf of Guinea. If approved, IFC's proposed participation will extend a relationship spanning more than two decades and provide additional institutional backing for ACA's latest fundraising effort, as the manager seeks to deploy growth capital across a new portfolio of African mid-market businesses. Read the full report dealsandadvisoryreport.com/2… #PrivateEquity #Africa #Fundraising #Investment #IFC #AfricanCapitalAlliance
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But It would be cute if the first two are boys and the youngest is a girl.
it genuinely pisses me off when i see families with three children where the two elder ones are daughters and the youngest is a son. i know exactly what you did
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