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Not the real Gil
Joined October 2021
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Pro tip…
If you’re using a cart, keys and wallet go in the range finder case while you play. You’ll never leave your range finder behind on a cart again!
My list of winners and losers from The Internet Invitational episode 2 (that nobody asked for)
Winners:
Big John (funny as hell, great chirper, solid
player. Absolute dawg for making that putt)
Grant (helped get a W vs. two + handicaps with a 7 handicap as his teammate. Incredible shot in the playoff. ((Beta move saying he didn’t want the ball, but stepped up))
Gaethje (Absolute nails. Played out of his ass. Insane back flipper)
Cole Lantz (hell of a player and an absolute chiller)
Evan Thompson (went toe to toe with Dalke in an awesome match, only for his partner to miss a 3 footer to win the match)
Coach Gruden (legend)
Big Cat (absolutely hysterical. “Oh you wana appeal?… denied”)
Losers:
Bobby Ray (got absolutely dumped on by his teammates. Blew the match. Wears a sleeveless golf shirt)
Micah (absolute cry baby, damn good player though)
Malosi (doesn’t know the rules. Said the rough is a… hazard)
Shortgameking (talks a whole lot of shit… only to lose the match by missing… a short putt)
Roger Steele (classic case of drive for show putt for dough)
Trent (terrible golfer. Whiffed then fell down)
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One of the four people who gets paid to talk golf, at one of the biggest media companies in the world……..
Micah Morris anytime something doesn’t go his way.
@Internetinvite
Someone got me real good out a golf outing yesterday…
I was announcing the winners for the scramble, closest to the pin, and longest drive…
Not onec, but TWICE did I read the name of the long drive winner… congratulations to Dixon Myas… all time moment.
My Florida Top 10:
1. Seminole
2. Calusa Pines
3. Pine Tree
4. Jupiter Hills
5. Apogee (North)
6. The Park
7. Dye Preserve
8. Old Marsh
9. Streamsong (Red)
10. Johnathan’s Landing Old Trail (Match)
LMAOOOOO
LOOK AT THE AI SLOP!!!! We’ve got shafts going into faces @elonmusk get this garbage account outta here
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If you can’t break 100 at a course… you should be barred from entering the pro shop and making any purchases.
