olga

i’m at a wedding rn and they passed around this to fill out lmao

i am 31. i do not care about anything 22 year olds do because im not a freak. i certainly do not care about anything they were doing at 19 and younger. next,

i would say ‘they’re not sending their best’ but this is probably the smartest kind of person they have

you can just “write” a “book” apparently

things are being spelled in ways they’ve never been spelled before

showed up to a party with 121 rsvps and it’s the most cursed party i’ve ever been to

i literally hate gay halloween, pick something normal to be

i would rather shit myself than allow a computer to speak to me like this and then expose my bare ass

all 12 cars in the intersection simultaneously: one more honk oughta do it

the dollar general by my house has a generic security warning that plays but sometimes one of the employees will get on the intercom and say some shit like ‘if you’ve got something in your hands that you’re not planning to pay for i’m gonna need you to go ahead and put it back’

guys

ok as a girl with very hooded eyes who hates them bad i’m very surprised by everyone saying they preferred her hooded eyes…… much to think about……..

testing out new methods to stop seeing the outside world. considering taping up a photo of a tree next.