Thrives on dark humour. 🍷 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ LGBTQ+ ally. Mental Health advocate. Opinions posted are MY OWN and not representative of blah blah blah…

Singapore
Joined April 2009
When I worked in MNC PR firms and corporate clients don’t understand concept/value of Media Training but at same time asking us why they’re not getting more press interviews.
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What in the gentrification hell is New Bahru? Is this another “Kebaya is for everyone and we don’t know the origin of its existence” bullshit?
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What’s the point of gloating about your a high floor flat when your main window view is directly straight into your opposite block neighbour’s living room? I can see nature right outside my window and in case of fire, I’m not too many flights of stairs to the ground 🤪
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Genuine question - if you say you love children and want them so bad to the point of having spent tens of thousands of dollars on IVF… Why is adoption not an option?
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Straight out of the Final Destination playbook
WATCH: Four bus passengers, including a 93-year-old, and a pedestrian were taken to hospital after an accident on Thursday (June 6) involving a Tower Transit bus and a trailer near Sim Lim Tower in Jalan Besar. The trailer was carrying steel bars when the bus rammed into it.
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Man.. Shh 😩
If you remember drinking this, your old ass now suffers from recurrent back pain
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Who had been lying to this poor woman thinking she has the star power of Swifties and Beyhive?
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My favourite porn site is celebrating their 10th anniversary. Good for them.
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If you’re ashamed of me and disapprove of my life choices, all the more I feel no need to acknowledge your existence. We’re done here 🥰
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I’m not overly sensitive. You’re just an asshole. It’s not your fault that you became an asshole, but staying an asshole is a choice. #boundaries
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My husband just said being married is like having a Tamagochi. Me. I’m the Tamagochi.
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Masterclass in Sales
Bakery Auntie: “Oh! You look like Kim Huat…” Long pause. Auntie: “Are you him?” Me: “Ya. Haha.” Auntie: “Oh! I wasn’t sure because you look so much younger in real life!” Me: “Oh haha, thank you! That’s good to know!” *thinks of buying a few more buns*
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Pretty sure there’s a boomer somewhere blaming The Flintstones vitamins for why the current generation is all for empathy and mental health now. No.. Not because of their unresolved generational trauma or tried and tested methods of bad parenting, and “not praying hard enough”.
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I forgot I wasn’t wearing a bra when I went downstairs to throw an empty box in the recycle bin next to our block. Random neighbour auntie couldn’t look me in the eye as I held the elevator door open.
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The classy keep getting classier
Beach Road killing: Woman, 37, suspected of slaying man, 56, ran fashion boutique at Parklane Shopping Mall bit.ly/3Uy7WtH
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PSA: for the love of whatever God you pray to… 🕊️ Please use some of that money that you endlessly piss away to show off material unnecessarities - and pay for therapy instead. That excuse of good therapy is expensive, subsidised therapy is shameful. I am embarrassed for you.
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All that energy used to project your unresolved unhappiness unto others living their best life. I am exhausted for you. It’s 2024. We live in Singapore. Healthcare is affordable. Help is available. Safe spaces exist. If your present community is toxic - fucking leave, sweetheart
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I love how boomers will say “itu jam nak berak, itu jam cari jamban”. I’m sorry, love. We don’t all have the luxury of sitting on our asses all day. I got things to do and places to be. It’s called agility.
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