my whole timeline is suddenly everyone moving to Shenzen. what is happening 👀

If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”

Seems like the court has published some of the text messages between the husband and wife Seems like both of them have a screw loose Husband was clearly physically abusive and wife seems to be ok with it That’s on top of all the crazy sh*t they’re talking about re suffocating the baby Viewer discretion is strongly advised because I got so fking mad lmao

S’pore woman says boy waiting behind ‘publicly shamed’ her for returning 29 cans at BCRS machine bit.ly/4iyLpKm

シンガポールの納税処理ミスったら、Travel Restriction Order くらった😆

I still don't understand how Asians can eat a large meal involving bread, potatoes or pasta and then be borderline starving 1 hour later because they didn't eat rice 🍚

My experience partying all night at Berghain in Berlin made me think of how we're lacking this experience in the San Francisco tech scene. We can literally become the coolest, most tasteful social scene on Earth if we had our version of Berghain, but better. So let's build it. The best aspect of Berhain is how they select who gets in. The club has a vibe and atmosphere, and if you aren't wearing the right clothes or have the right demeanor, you don't get in. That's how you cultivate a tasteful crowd. We can improve on this by only letting in high agency, talented operators in the tech scene who can still pull off dope outfits, so no geeks. SF is in dire need of late night venues, and Berghain goes until 8am. That's a little too crazy for high net worth operators who are changing the world so we could do something like 2am. Berghain also is kinda dark and in a weird building so we'd put the club in a SoMa corporate office that we convert to speakeasy or barcade vibe. Maybe add a quiet area for people to bring their laptops and work? I honestly feel like we're improving on the Berghain form here, especially by swapping out the crowd of weird partiers in inappropriate clothes (or lack there of) with insanely cracked founders and engineers. I'm super stoked about this idea, SF tech could really run the dopest parties on the planet.

I asked a few people if they remembered Ask Jeeves and every single one looked at me like I made it up. HOW DO YOU NOT REMEMBER ASK JEEVES??? We literally used to ask a cartoon butler questions before Google became everyone’s entire personality. Please tell me someone else remembers this.

Admitting you had sex with Lindsey Graham for $120 is crazy

Cyber correspondent Joe Tidy freely admits that he hadn't heard of PHP until yesterday morning on BBC *jaw drop* - I guess PHP really is dead 😂

Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.

Nothing makes me happier to know that 3 days after I posted this, Singapore’s air is back to normal levels And that scalpers are in ABSOLUTE shambles