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Jeffrey Cook

@NagusCook

Aspiring Jungle Cruise skipper, and I have the shirt to prove it. Baseball enthusiast; hockey and soccer fan. Movie quotes slipped into casual conversation.

 Baltimore, MD
Joined September 2009
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CNN PROJECTS THAT THE MITOCHONDRIA WILL REMAIN THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
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Brunette Bohemian@Jane_Doe82Oct 27
I’m a site director for a Boys and Girls Club. We have to run regular active shooter drills with the kids. I hear them say “we have to do this here, too??? We just did one at school.” There’s very little I care about more than fixing this problem, America. Demand it.
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Today (10/24/26) is Pythagorean Theorem Day. The month, day, and last two digits of the year are a Pythagorean triple and satisfy the Pythagorean theorem equation (a² + b² = c²). 10² + 24² = 26² This is the final Pythagorean Theorem Day of the 21st century.
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anomali@Anomali210830Oct 24
Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day! 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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A quick hit of positivity to start your Friday. 🌐
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Yung Good Gravy@silverwoodpdOct 19
Cars land being sponsored by Enterprise raises some ethical questions about what it means to “rent a car” in the Cars universe
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Frank Conniff@FrankConniffOct 16
Trump thinks Zelensky is the bad guy which is all the proof you need that he’s the good guy.
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Frank Conniff@FrankConniffOct 14
As a goodwill gesture to MAGA folks, let’s tell them about the rabbits.
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32 Years later, I still got this one on Lock!!! #pulpfiction
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Amazing Maps
@amazingmapOct 14
Walt Disney World covers about 39 square miles, far more than Manhattan.
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Mina Kimes
@minakimesOct 11
The NFC East winning 0 games on a week in which two teams played each other feels like a pretty good encapsulation of the division at the moment
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KutterIsKing
@KutterIsKingOct 8
Michael Jackson witnessed the last Yankees championship team
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Craig Medeiros@CraigMedy2Oct 7
Again, if my dad missed the birth of me cuz he pitched in the playoffs, I’d just ask how he pitched.
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Mina Kimes
@minakimesOct 5
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Sam Neher@SamNeher24Oct 4
I’m all for teams doing whatever they fan to create a home field advantage, but the Brewers putting an ad behind home plate promoting a website telling fans to boo the Padres’ starting pitcher is a little classless imo
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October 3rd?! What's the big deal anyway? Stop tryin' to make October 3rd happen!! It's not going to happen. SCRAM!!!
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A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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@DaizyZeeXSep 28
Someone told me I shouldn’t help spread pictures of the Cornell 7 guys, because it might destroy their lives. Sweetie, that’s what I’m counting on.
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This pretty much nails it.
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Working on a story to find the losses that cost the Orioles a playoff spot. I went through every loss to find games they either should have won or ones in which they made a major blunder that cost them the game. The goal was to find 10 games. I found 22.
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