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Jeffrey Cook

@NagusCook

Aspiring Jungle Cruise skipper, and I have the shirt to prove it. Baseball enthusiast; hockey and soccer fan. Movie quotes slipped into casual conversation.

 Baltimore, MD
Joined September 2009
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Kilimanjaro Safari, 2017 vs today
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Thanks to a One-A-Day vitamin commercial I just saw, I've learned I have something in common with rapper Ludacris. #WhoKnew
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"You wouldn't be so poor if you simply had money."
Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) profile pictureRepublicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrumpNov 8
Douthat: There's a Forbes story that said that your net worth went up by $3 billion. Trump: Well, so did everyone's Douthat: My net worth did not go up by three billion, for the record. Trump: Well, you should have had stock.
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At the end of To Kill A Mockingbird, there's a 7 minute speech that Gregory Peck nailed in one take. That being said, if I don't say Al Pacino I'm afraid he'll hunt me down and klll me.
HAWK (@HawkEmDownChris) profile pictureHAWK
@HawkEmDownChrisNov 7
Denzel Washington, Leonardo DiCaprio, Samuel L. Jackson, and Tom Hanks aren’t available. Who’s the greatest actor of all time?
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The Earth says "hello".
Interesting AF (@interesting_aIl) profile pictureInteresting AF
@interesting_aIlNov 3
NASA captured the Sun smiling at Earth on October 26, 2022
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Litrerate people would say "feeling well", but consider the source.
Em Luetkemeyer (@em_luetkemeyer) profile pictureEm Luetkemeyer
@em_luetkemeyerNov 4
SHREVEPORT, La. — Speaker Mike Johnson says he has spoken with President Trump tonight, and that he’s feeling good.
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More good news
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 4
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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When Trump says he doesn't know about something, believe him.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparNov 4
TRUMP: I read at Fox that I'm not popular. The Fox polls are terrible. You ought to get yourself a good pollster 'cause your polls are the worst BAIER: But tonight actually the results are pretty close to what the Fox polls showed TRUMP: Well, I don't know about that
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CNN PROJECTS THAT THE MITOCHONDRIA WILL REMAIN THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
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Watching election night returns is like doing a group project in high school. I know I did my part correctly but I'm worried the rest of you people screwed this up.
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Let's hope there's enough who do.
Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) profile pictureRepublicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrumpNov 3
Happy Holding Donald Trump Accountable Day to all who celebrate! 🇺🇸
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Donald Trump
Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 (@chefsevenn) profile pictureChef 👩🏻‍🍳
@chefsevennNov 2
Write a sad story using 2 words.
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The most disappointing thing for me about this Ravens-Bills game is that the Bills' quarterback's wife is obviously not there or they would have shown her on TV by now.
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Feliz Dia de los Muertos to everyone except Ernesto de la Cruz. Here's my ofrenda:
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It's true. You can never find a woman dressed as a slutty cop when you need one.
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Someone irrelevant with nothing important to talk about says what?
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 30
Kellyanne: The media came to lunch, I was in there. One media person ate mashed potatoes with their chicken. They’re such a bunch of elitists. They didn’t even eat their mashed potatoes.
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The best thing about Halloween falling on a Saturday is I don't have to worry about Trick-Or-Treaters interrupting Jeopardy.
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The GS Valkyries and Atlanta Dream had to play their #WNBA finals game at 12:30 on a Thursday afternoon because the men's team in Atlanta didn't want to reschedule their regular season game that night. But attendance at the women's game was 17,099 and the men only drew 15,025.
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In honor of Patrick Stewart, I've lit these five candles.
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The Orioles Principality has never seen such an ally as me!
Josh Barzon (@JoshuaBarzon) profile pictureJosh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 26
The United States of America has collapsed. Rival MLB teams have taken over. Who are you pledging your allegiance to?
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Man landing on the moon.
powerful wizerd (@powerfulwizerd) profile picturepowerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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