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4CHAN JARGON IS TRANS CULTURE LMFAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Completely real exchange I had on the escalator at Cineplex:
Stranger: You here for the advance screening of Ebenezer?
Me: No - You Can See Everything
Him: (after an awkward pause) Yeah haha it’s a big theater. So you’re here to see something else huh?
Reminds me of a certain classic comedy sketch…
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This is not for you.
100% Cotton throw blanket. 50” x 68”.
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Sometimes we want the blanket. All. To. Ourselves.
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The wikipedia article for this stuff used to go like 800 words without mentioning what flavor it is
Scotland has a drink called IRN-BRU. It's orange for some reason, and tastes like metal. To me, it's really gross, but I still drink it when visiting because Scotland.
But here's the deal. Irn-Bru actually has iron in it. AND Scotland is notoriously infested with banshees, fairies, trows, and goblins, all of whom hate cold iron.
THEREFORE I have realized that the true purpose of Irn-Bru is to prove to another Scot that you are a real human, not a woodwife or a kelpie in disguise. This is also probably why the Scots kept trying to foist it on me. They had to be sure I wasn't going to steal their reflection out of the mirror or something.
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“Hint of Lime” is an astonishingly dishonest name for a tortilla chip that tastes like it was manufactured during an industrial accident at a lime processing facility
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My brother used to say “Schulz!” after he told a joke because he learned to read from Peanuts and he noticed the cartoonist’s signature was always in the last panel after the punchline.
