Cow Doula~ Extremely affordable untrained bovine obstetrician providing moral support during birth and postpartum using excessive verbal motivation
Iowa
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Cull Cow Doula at Bentgate Ranch retweeted
Who knew buying the cheapest animal possible but skipping cash negotiating on the back end and turning them in for +1 or +2 would ever have its downfall.
Took leverage away from generations of feeders.
278 hrs in 14 consecutive days. Calving heifers and running a manure spreading business.
Quit tracking my hours after that.
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Ok now apply that statement to the Revolutionary war or a forest fire.
That statement holds validity if you want to maintain the status quo or a monoculture.
Im keyboard cowboy, on this digital horse I ride. I’m wanted dead or alive🎶 Bon Jovi 😂😂
Sunday morning karaoke 🎤
“Trump shooting the wrong industry in a way that would make Dick Cheney proud.”
Adding political cartoonist to my resume incase the bank shoots down my renewal on my operating…😑😑
Cull Cow Doula at Bentgate Ranch retweeted
I wish Trump would tweet about bringing down equipment, fertilizer, seed, chemical and any type of part prices too.
I don’t raise corn I raise organic community solar panels. It’s conveniently raised in places that the big city hasn’t destroyed yet. Can be stored for years under the right conditions. It can be turned into fuel, food clothing. And I do it for under the cost of production
You don’t sell US Beef. You sell US cattle.
If you are “marketing” your superior beef with the hide on and you aren’t distributing the plastic package yourself—-you sell cattle. Not beef.
I do not understand why the cattle industry is so confused by this.
If you want to sell beef, go work for Tyson. Or Sysco. They always have openings.
Cull Cow Doula at Bentgate Ranch retweeted
Wife: Hey I paid $1000 to get our pumpkins carved.
Husband: That seems excessive. But did you at least get the beef for me and the guys to grill for the game.
Wife: Oh my God, no way. Have you seen the price of beef these days? $6 a lb. I don’t know how anyone can afford it?
Pumpkin stylists are charging families north of $1,000 to create seasonal tableaus for their homes. “At first I didn’t understand why people would spend money to do this.” on.wsj.com/3J2KNxV
Trump can take credit for the current high priced beef situation all he wants. To be fair he did get everyone to want to quit raising cattle.
Cull Cow Doula at Bentgate Ranch retweeted
Bovine: 30 months of age or greater, has weaned one calf, pregged open at weaning, 100+ days fed
Human: President of the HOA, might have attended the university of Iowa
You can be setting records in Crawford sale barn on Friday and be in the hospital pen nursing your hangover at Fat Buzzard Feedyard in Iowa on Monday. Even before @corbittwall can mention you on Feeder Flash.
Life comes at you fast. 😂
#Noragrets #Go2work #Fallrun
Hey Case Ih how hard is it to put a QR code next to the serial number with my exact make model and features right off the assembly line and let ai use it to find the part number? Think about how many parts guys you can fire? Hopefully all of them…
I request a claw foot bathtub bust of saint Larry in my front yard of my feedlot at the high water mark of the cattle complex…
Looks like Cull Cow Doula is back baby!!
Give me your tired, your weak, your broken mouth, your poor uttered masses, the lame gimp angry high-headed moon-eye lump-jaw light footed cowboy killers.
Mentioned cull cow management to a 4th gen rancher. I liked his response:
The majority of my calf crop, about 80%, is held back to sell direct beef. Within 5 years I plan for that to be 100%.
One thing I've learned with my cull & cutter cows is to create markets: ground beef, dog food, etc. I rely on our culls for ground beef to the point I need to buy fat culls from the neighbor just to fill demand.
I applaud his business savvy creating markets and adding value to his culls.
