No shit, Sherlock

Nairobi
Joined February 2022
konvo retweeted
Learned about phenoptosis earlier this year ,yaani pre programmed death. In some species nature doesn't wait for elimination by competition. It comes with an inbuilt self-destruct button, for the greater good the larger group, na huwezi jua...until it happens.
Doing 300km/hr on a road with traffic is insane 😱
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konvo retweeted
When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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konvo retweeted
Nimeambia dem yangu “i don’t think your intentions are pure” akasema “its not like you are rich useme ni pesa zako nakula” wacha niamke nijitume watoto wangu wasiwai ambiwa upuzi kama hio
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Replying to @Gidikim
Which is why we are chipping in.
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Walikuwa wanamdanganya Baba hivi😂😂
CS Mbadi: President Ruto has more support than Sifuna among the Gen Z’s…we do our polls every two weeks.
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konvo retweeted
Congratulations on your race, well done. Do you HAVE to be at a second location in your race fit, unwashed, being an olfactory nuisance to the general public? Right, I guess
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Jamaa wa 9-5 sahii ndio wanakumbuka kutoa Tin kwa briefcase waioshe juu kesho ndio watabeba dengu nayo wakiingia plantation. Its no easy oo!
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Just checked your profile and saw you actually studied at Harvard. The intellectual distance between your education and your thinking is so wide, a person could die trying to jump across.
SIFUNA has NEVER done a SINGLE thing of CONSEQUENCE in his entire life. Not a thing as a lawyer, ODM SG, or senator. Zero, zilch, nada. He’s a blank slate. I challenge anyone to name one thing. Apart from running his mouth. He lost every election until Baba made him Nairobi Senator. Now he’s hiding under Gachagua’s skirt. Prove me wrong. I challenge you.
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Sisi ndo Sifuna
SIFUNA has NEVER done a SINGLE thing of CONSEQUENCE in his entire life. Not a thing as a lawyer, ODM SG, or senator. Zero, zilch, nada. He’s a blank slate. I challenge anyone to name one thing. Apart from running his mouth. He lost every election until Baba made him Nairobi Senator. Now he’s hiding under Gachagua’s skirt. Prove me wrong. I challenge you.
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To my dear Ambitious bachelors who depend on my hunting wisdom,please be aware that marathons are no longer productive hunting grounds to capture rich women. The peasants have encroached and taken over. We have now moved our hunting grounds to CITAM church until further notice
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" If you want to be Happy, Don't be Sad"
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They were called "home-wreckers" for a reason. Then you folks came with your English and called them "side-chics" Now they think it's a constitutional office with marital perks.
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Mudavadi, Atwoli and Wetangula preparing to run for presidency in 2037 after waiting in the queue for their turn
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Sifuna: Mimi ndio Sifuna. Na nyinyi ni kina Nani. Crowd: Sifuna Sifuna: Ati nyinyi ni kina Nani Crowd: Sifunaaa Sifuna: Na hapa ni wapii...
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konvo retweeted
today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful
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Sad nigha hours....
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Hey look, this is your Mum at West Mall. She loved dingy places
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Mmetoka from 100k to 300k as the minimum salary and some of us Like Degrata bado tunaearn 17k
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Huyu ni kama anataka kulipa my hard work na pombe
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Naamka nashangaa mtungi ya keg inafanya nini kwangu kumbe sikutoka locals mamae
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