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Neel Nanda

@neelnanda

New Stand-Up Clips Every Tuesday. Comedian. I have no haters. Jimmy Kimmel Live / Comedy Central / Amazon / Viceland / other shit you haven’t seen

 Los Angeles, CA to Atlanta, GA
youtube.com/NeelNandaComedy
Joined November 2010
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Shakira stays making me reflect on my 6th grade boners… good times #vmas
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Why does Nicki Minaj look like she’s on her way to marry Lord Farquod #VMAs
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You know a Mexican restaurant is 🔥 if their bathroom smells like Mexico
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Dallas I'm @HyenasComedy @HyenasDFW with @ralphbarbosa03 @ericbcomedy & more this week. Do not miss these shows!
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Plot twist I don’t have a girlfriend that was my dildo
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@standup6 Mar 2023
Your girlfriend probably doesn’t have a microphone under her bed. @neelnanda Stream the latest season of Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring on YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=Bq7O57JO…
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Dog sitting my friend’s dog in NYC and he started barking cause he heard sirens and I told him not to worry about the haters
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Ice no Spice
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Dammit 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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These Raptors refs got $ on the Trailblazers
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NGL that looks exactly like me… with a much bigger 🍆
🐷⛳️ Rob Jeremy 🏌🏽‍♂️ (@ROBCASS0) profile picture🐷⛳️ Rob Jeremy 🏌🏽‍♂️@ROBCASS030 Dec 2022
Ron Jeremy in high school, looking like @neelnanda
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Wyoming almost rhymes with Whites Only
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Last night Luka Doncic scored the first ever 60 point triple double in NBA history with 60/21/10 & I’ve already seen 10 tweets calling him “unathletic” 🤦🏾
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New Year’s resolution : get my twitter views up
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37 views baby let’s go!!!!
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Landry Shamet & Jokic having the same amount of points is a Christmas miracle
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How I Neel about Kanye West
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I know there’s a lot of controversy surrounding Kanye West but have you guys heard “Yedolf” it’s actually 🔥🔥🔥
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Stay in your Ghislaine
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Grizzlies vs Timberwolves sounds like some shit I would bet my homies on in 5th grade
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Thank your moms today
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Okay hear me out Busta Rhymes does a song for a Planters commercial and we call it Busta Nut
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😂😂😂 you know you fucked up when TJ Maxx doesn’t want your money
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZ26 Oct 2022
TJ Maxx is the latest company to condemn Kanye West's anti-Semitic comments, by cutting ties with his Yeezy brand. tmz.com/2022/10/26/tj-maxx-c…
T.J. Maxx Cuts Ties with Kanye West, Yeezy Amid Backlash for Antisemitism

T.J. Maxx Cuts Ties with Kanye West, Yeezy Amid Backlash for Antisemitism

TJ Maxx is the latest company to condemn Kanye West's anti-Semitic comments, by cutting ties with his Yeezy brand.

tmz.com
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