@neelnanda

New Stand-Up Clips Every Tuesday. Comedian. I have no haters. Jimmy Kimmel Live / Comedy Central / Amazon / Viceland / other shit you haven’t seen

 Los Angeles, CA to Atlanta, GA
youtube.com/NeelNandaComedy
Joined November 2010
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The hilarious @neelnanda is coming to Philly! See him perform live on October 22nd at Punch Line 🎤 Secure your tickets at tinyurl.com/5ax6hmek 🎫
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Shakira stays making me reflect on my 6th grade boners… good times #vmas
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Why does Nicki Minaj look like she’s on her way to marry Lord Farquod #VMAs
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Neel Nanda retweeted
DoSanDiego@dosd10 May 2023
THIS WEEK! ➡️ You've got five chances to see comedian, actor, and writer @neelnanda live at @americancomco! Click to check out showtimes and win some tickets! t.dostuffmedia.com/t/c/s/500…
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You know a Mexican restaurant is 🔥 if their bathroom smells like Mexico
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Dallas I'm @HyenasComedy @HyenasDFW with @ralphbarbosa03 @ericbcomedy & more this week. Do not miss these shows!
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I understand the opinion that talking about Reese and Clark’s taunts takes away from the focus on advancing women’s basketball, but I think the undeniable example of racism is a much more important topic at hand in this situation and can’t be ignored. It’s bigger than basketball
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Stamptown is back in LA tonight at The Bourbon Room at 8:00pm Special magic set from @BJMcElhaney 🎟️: ticketweb.com/event/stamptow…
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Less than a week until Stamptown returns to Los Angeles folks 🌴 Featuring a VERY special performance from @BJMcElhaney that we can’t wait to show you ✨ 🎟️: ticketweb.com/event/stamptow…
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Stamptown back in LA next Thursday and the lineup is absolutely epic (duh) Last 12 shows in LA have sold out so if you wanna come I’d buy them now @BJMcElhaney said he’s going to do something crazy never done before!! 🎟️: ticketweb.com/event/stamptow…
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Plot twist I don’t have a girlfriend that was my dildo
Comedy Central Stand-Up
@standup6 Mar 2023
Your girlfriend probably doesn’t have a microphone under her bed. @neelnanda Stream the latest season of Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring on YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=Bq7O57JO…
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Dog sitting my friend’s dog in NYC and he started barking cause he heard sirens and I told him not to worry about the haters
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Ice no Spice
Barstool SEC@SECBarstool21 Feb 2023
Dammit 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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It’s so selfish of NBA players to not purposely miss both free throws when free chicken sandwiches for an entire arena of people is on the line
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These Raptors refs got $ on the Trailblazers
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The Bill of Rights was definitely written under the influence. @neelnanda Stream the full set on YouTube: spr.ly/60163ukmr
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NGL that looks exactly like me… with a much bigger 🍆
🐷⛳️ Rob Jeremy 🏌🏽‍♂️@ROBCASS030 Dec 2022
Ron Jeremy in high school, looking like @neelnanda
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Wyoming almost rhymes with Whites Only
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Last night Luka Doncic scored the first ever 60 point triple double in NBA history with 60/21/10 & I’ve already seen 10 tweets calling him “unathletic” 🤦🏾
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New Year’s resolution : get my twitter views up
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37 views baby let’s go!!!!
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