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Made in Bolton. A license coach. Pro at Burnley. Macclesfield. Cheltenham. Telford, Kidderminster. .Favourite child pictured above with the other one

Worcs, England
Joined August 2020
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Steve Cotterill made us watch a loss at Oxford once. At half time the camera kept rolling just filming the pitch. After 5 mins watching a bloke divoting someone said “Ill fast forward gaffer?” “NO. THIS IS THE BEST BIT” he screamed. So there was sat. And it was.
One 45 minute half?! Deano would have us watch full 90 mins (including pauses and rewinds) even when we did well!!! Count themselves lucky with that 🤣
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I think Utd are actually trying their best. But that is all they have. There’s just a complete lack of quality and confidence throughout the team. And, I have to say, uninspiring leadership from the manager and coaches.
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He’s in my best starting XI of players I’ve played with everyday of the week
Happy 62nd birthday Neil Grayson, one of Cheltenham Town's all-time greats #ctfc
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Instead of such negativity please help us share love and positivity by sharing my beautiful boys picture ♥️ #CancerHasNoColours bradleyloweryfoundation.com
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Konsa been taught the driving on the floor not been pushed technique but Gabriel it seems. Please be better Ezri. Lots of young English children watching you
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Wow. 🏆
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Point well made by the fans
Emotional exit by Michael Carrick as fans sing his name. A farewell? Supporters turn on players once Carrick down tunnel. #MUFC
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The last game you ever need when under a bit of pressure is Bournemouth at home
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It’s not the reason they’re losing, I know, and time moves on, but if I was in the Man Utd dressing room tonight, I would have to rip into Mazraoui, a six foot defender, who is losing 3-0, for playing in tights.
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Always been a big fan of @pistol147 Hope he finds a way to deal with his issues
Mark Allen: “I’m just trying to survive at the minute. My snooker career might be over.”
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Any other gut feelings let me know
Sunday would be a great time for Diego Gomez to score from the half way line
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Me: "Don't you dare" sounds perfectly normal but "do not you dare" sounds ridiculous which is insane because "don't" is a contraction for "do not." Doctor: I meant is anything bothering you physically
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My 2nd park run this morning! Pulled up after 80secs with a calf strain 🤣😫🤦🏻‍♂️
My first 5k parkrun at Worcester racecourse! Fantastic event. Couldn’t happen without amazing volunteers. The alarming thing wasn’t that I got overtaken by a woman running pushing a pram, it was the fact I got overtaken by a woman walking pushing a pram! @parkrunUK
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Can’t “skip intro” on Slow Horses
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Shit. Forgot to post this on Tuesday night for the benefit of my funny talking, 6-fingered friends. Never nice going to Wolverhampton. Football or not.
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Bolton 1-0 Lofthouse
Look at the Tottenham score line.
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Hi, sorry to call at such short notice but our sketch artist has fallen ill, was wondering if you could step in, it says on your profile that you do sketch work... Well I normally only draw Giraffes but I guess how hard can it be, sure I'll do it.
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Lovely view outside out front window just now. Makes a change from that black cloud that always seems to follow me round.
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£9m seems a lot when you could just pull out the irrefutable body of evidence but what do I know? 🤷🏻‍♂️
🚨BREAKING: Manchester City HIRE world-leading FRAUD LAWYER, Mark Howard, in their battle against the Premier League. Howard received £9M, reportedly the highest brief fee EVER paid to a barrister, for a separate case in 2023. His past clients include Roman Abramovich and Elton John.
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City fans who are stupid enough to believe that the UAE’s royal family essentially committed international fraud because they care about that tinpot club, are the football equivalent of guys who believe the strippers really like them
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