We'll be doing the waterless wash for a hot minute, but got her cleaned up and put a healthy amount of crash wrap on to keep rain out of the one little spot I noticed leaking.

One of my biggest complaints about my house is the vaulted ceilings mare room dividers nearly impossible, forcing the irritatingly open plan to remain open.

The Airbnb thing is kinda funny to me because I grew up using rental vacation homes 30 years ago and taking out the trash and such was just normal! That said, I use hotels these days because I don't like taking housing stock away from locals; folks gotta live, I'm just a visitor.

I've watched every episode of Balckadder except the finale because I refuse to live in a world where there's no more Blackadder to watch. I'll watch it on my deathbed.

Well, I'm fucked.

Welp, that was fun while it lasted. Taken out by a 75 year old man in a CRV

Look, I know it's desirable to lose weight before traveling, but I wish it wasn't via gastrointestinal distress

I am now regretting this

I've found myself vaguely starting to follow an English football team, much to my surprise...

So I was a little nervous to try to cross France before, but uh, can the French smell fear like horses can or something like that?

Decided the Marea is a bit large for a Fiat, so putting her on shots (Attempting to unclog a washer sprayer the lazy way. Attempt failed, so that's a problem for another day now)

I kinda wonder if there's a deep link somewhere in history between yodeling and auction chant?

Thank god for the e-gates not asking any questions, cause "I'm gonna spend a few days in Coventry" seems to get me a similar response.

Look, we all know the rule, "see the Stratos Zero, RT the Stratos Zero." I'll be honest, I love this account, but I wish we could have just left this at "knockoff Esprit," keep my beloved Stratos outta it!

I had to sit through a tween girls puberty class this evening, and it involved significantly less cringe than you-know-exactly-what-I'm-taling-about

True, I was a goth then and remain a goth now. However, there have been some absolute bangers that have come out since 2004 and our community is better for it.

*Screams into the void*

I've been observing Turin weather to get the vibe for outfit planning, and so far as I can tell, my geography-based hunch of "like Boise but a bit soggy" seems solidly correct. I'll admit this is catastrophically boring.