@NeutralCaleb

Spacewaster.

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Joined December 2020
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🎻@TacticalPystake2h
🚨Manchester United will be managed by Calum McFarlane this saturday. (@CFCDaily) #CFC
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Carlos Aguilar@Carlos_FilmOct 25
This is a quote about this from my interview with Javier Bardem.
kam 🪏@kamrynsfilmOct 24
Jane Schoenbrun talking about how we go watch revolutions in movies and then go home and do nothing & moderator clocking that’s the plot of digger and Jane saying “unfortunately it is the plot of digger”
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m@munimarns20h
Replying to @bigabread23
He’s all yours !
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Telegraph Football
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The 45-year-old’s future at Old Trafford is hanging by a thread as United slumped to a sixth loss in 12 games this season with a 3-0 thrashing at home to Bournemouth ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Tash Everitt@natashaeveritt722h
Imagine telling a Bournemouth fan 20 years ago that they'd beat both AC Milan and Manchester United 3-0 in the same week
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Tyler, The Creator in El Clásico between Barcelona and Real Madrid
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NP@__TheNearPost_19h
Kills me that Mbappe might actually win the Ballon D'or lol, because he didn't even have a better season than Haaland. Trophyless, lesser NPG itl and overall, unimpressive UCL campaign inflated by group stage goals, hilarious when you consider he's had more impressive seasons.
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Dom@dommydescovyOct 24
Me after spreading my hole open at the orgy
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Samuel Luckhurst
@samuelluckhurst22h
United fans in sinister form now, singing, 'Build a bonfire, put the Glazers on the top, put Ratcliffe in the middle and burn the f*****g lot' #mufc
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Premier League
@premierleague22h
Undefeated in their last four trips to Old Trafford 🏟 A stunning set of results for @afcbournemouth 🍒
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@htomufc22h
See you on Fan Debate tomorrow. Heads kettled. #GlazersOut #INEOSOut
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utdreport
@utdreportOct 25
Excluding Bryan Mbeumo, #mufc’s starting XI hasn’t scored a Premier League goal for United in 2026 [@RobDawsonESPN]
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Organ John@TysonCreme22h
Chelsea hurts me & Man United heals me right after. How considerate 🥹❤️
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abrish@cxrnerrstoneOct 25
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@B03GHB4L1Oct 24
The whole thing feels like a crypto rug pull. Between Sociedad B, Leverkusen and Madrid, how when and why did this become his style of play?
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@IewdawgOct 24
unless he drastically changes how we’ve just played we CANNOT win under this manager. there have been good signs but also concerns we kinda have just brushed aside so far. which manager in the modern game is drastically changing the way they play?
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啊 SOGEPPU 啊@zzyfifsOct 25
r.@xxooritaOct 22
i know them drinks nasty😭😭😭😭😭😭
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SoulNutrific@Guruu_NutrificOct 25
Yah no Xabi Alonso embarrassed us massively last night, unforgivable
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sam ⛷️@sambrazyOct 24
Pick and choose which players you want to criticize but this is 100% on Alonso for me
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Nizaar Kinsella
@NizaarKinsellaOct 24
Guess who’s back for the first time since he left Chelsea? 👀
Nizaar Kinsella
@NizaarKinsellaOct 4
Exclusive interview with Cesar Azpilicueta after retirement. - He’s already very educated having broken into football late. 🧑‍🎓 - could he become a sporting director? 🤔 - exhausting nature of football 🏃‍♂️ - and whether he will return to Chelsea 💙 bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…

Chelsea news: Cesar Azpilicueta - clawed my way to the top but need a break

Cesar Azpilicueta says it is time to move to "a different stage of life" following a glorious 20-year playing career, notably captaining Chelsea to several titles.

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Aston Villa
@AstonVillaOct 24
Aura.
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