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Kill yourself it's not even been an hour since the fucking thing aired
Wanda Maximoff, the Scarlet Witch, has officially been resurrected from the dead in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. She will make her grand return in β€˜AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’. In theatres December 18.
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5 years ago today, Avril Lavigne released β€˜Bite Me.’
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fuck it we are casting katherine hepburn as james bond and cary grant as her bond girl
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Bewitched by the grandeur of the theatrical experience
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All these American critics are getting bamboozled by subpar slop into supporting all the racist Indian zealots πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«
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Why did she block me for this???? Know what you're praising before you give fire to all these racists
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Why they look like God and Devil
Pope Leo met with Bob Dylan in a private audience earlier today, per the Vatican.
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Trailer dropped immediately after blue wave? Thank you @NYCMayor
Richard Madden and Gugu Mbatha-Raw star in the new series TRINITY. Premiering December 1. A heroic naval officer’s newfound connection to the secretary of defense leads her to uncover a trail of secrets that may tie him to a global threat.
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Preparing myself for lots of Richard Madden yapping
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The first trailer for TRINITY starring Richard Madden and Gugu Mbatha-Raw! Premiering December 1st on Netflix.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Richard Madden and Gugu Mbatha-Raw star in the new series TRINITY. Premiering December 1. A heroic naval officer’s newfound connection to the secretary of defense leads her to uncover a trail of secrets that may tie him to a global threat.
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Richard Madden and Gugu Mbatha-Raw star in the new series TRINITY. Premiering December 1. A heroic naval officer’s newfound connection to the secretary of defense leads her to uncover a trail of secrets that may tie him to a global threat.
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Bad day for pedophiles and cunts
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We’re giving Conan the Tonight Show back. It doesn’t matter if he’s moved on
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WE'RE TURNING JOE ROGENS COMEDY CLUB INTO A WOMENS ONLY GYM!!!!
me rogan and elon are on an a jet to israel. Enjoy your unfunny circle jerk. do not try to contact us. We are safe
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AMERICA YOU LISTEN TO ME IF YOU'RE NEAR A DATA CENTER, GO INTO THE FACILITY RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE SERVERS FOR NO REASON THEIR GPUs ARE YOUR GPUs AS OF RIGHT NOW
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Tearing down all the data centers and replacing them with Criterion Closets.
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We’re screening AlmodΓ³var for third-graders
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If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay
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