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FSU ‘77 | 3x Hater of the Year Nominee | 1975 Beer Olympics Champion | Proud Southerner (Heritage not Hate) | Dixiecrat (Wallace ‘68) |

Cross City, FL
Joined July 2016
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Heartwarming ❤️ Carson Wentz super fan gets framed portrait of him for his birthday ❤️❤️🎉🎉🎉
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Schumer is gonna go into Trump’s office with a “TrumpCare” universal healthcare bill and tell him that “Obama couldn’t get it done” and he will happily sign it
NEW: President Trump possibly open to a more “progressive agenda” and landmark legislation like Medicare for All according to Sen. Bernie Sanders.
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This guy reminds me so much of Norvell. “Pissed off” is just his version of “respond”
Jon Sumrall: "I don't know if anybody in America was more pissed off on Saturday night than me." @alligatorSports
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What a hilarious joke Tom! Almost as hilarious as your wife leaving you because you wanted to go 8-9 and lose to “Kenny Pickett”!
Tom Brady to Packers S Evan Williams: “There was some deli meat given out by Drake Maye today.” 🫩 (🎥 Fox Sports)
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And Abdul isn’t?
This guy is a total bigot. Thank God he lost his primary.
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I wonder how well “Based Mike Lee” will do
US House vote in Utah: 🟥GOP: 478,175 - 46.89% 🟦DEM: 473,511 - 46.43%
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Being normal?
>Anti-DSA >Hates Republicans What is this ideology called?
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So are we gonna keep doing the thing where we let in infinity illegals, give them amnesty 20 years later and repeat? I’m not even an immigration hawk like that, it’s just unsustainable to have amnesty bills every 20 years.
Well done, Mr. President! What you described on 60 Minutes is what the Dignity Act is all about. A Republican-led immigration bill with BIPARTISAN support. “Get the killers out.” You said it. ABSOLUTELY! You said it: Keep “good people working in a landscaping company, or working in a hotel” who have been contributing to America for years. You said it: Those who have been here for 10 or 15 years: “Work a deal for them.” That’s the core of the Dignity legislation. Immigration is not just border security. It’s about the ECONOMY and AFFORDABILITY: housing, groceries, healthcare, manufacturing. Mr. President, I have said it repeatedly. YOU can bring Republicans and Democrats together to finally fix our broken immigration system. A 40-year problem. You can surpass Reagan’s legacy by delivering a historic immigration reform. This is your moment.
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Abdul is getting fed to the wolves in 2032 that guy sucks
My way too early prediction for the future of the new democratic senators: Has the seat for life: Jackson, Cooper, and Flanagan Can have the seat for life if they deliver good results for their state: Peltola and Abdul Will age out after one full term: Brown Must become Dem Susan Collins: Hamilton and Turek DOA in 2032: Colom and Andrews
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It’s kind of crazy how Republicans used to have actual sound ideas and hope for the future.
Not a day goes by that I don’t wish this man had defeated Barack Obama.
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Looking up you mean?
Embarrassed on Urban Meyer day. I know Aaron Hernandez is looking down in disgust.
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Lmfao they hated Mike’s ass
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Mike would’ve lost and would’ve been on the verge of tears in the press conference talking about “responding”
Mikes corny ass would’ve cried and pounded his chest
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Billionaire wealth tax failed in sapphire blue California No one wants any of this crazy shit
66% want Medicare for All 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 57% want a $20/hour minimum wage 63% want a data center moratorium 58% want to end military aid to Israel 73% want to ban super PACs 79% want a 10% credit card interest rate cap No more excuses. Democrats must deliver.
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FSU has been an equally dogshit program since 2020 and even then we’ve managed to have a 10-3 and 13-1 season LMFAO
Florida Football since the 2020 season: 2021: 6-7 2022: 6-7 2023: 5-7 2024: 8-5 2025: 4-8 2026: 5-4 34-38 over the 6 seasons… Not. Good. Enough.
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2 “top 10” wins and it’s against Ole Piss and “Arch Manning”
I think the biggest thing is that he has to get better at raising the floor. 2 top-10 wins in year 1 is awesome and it shows the potential but you can’t follow them up with losing to mid teams at home
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That cheap fuck JBB gonna offer $5 million
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We gotta deport these Yankees man
This is the real dividing line in FL that most political commentators have never talked about Less than a third of Floridians were born here
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conservative “man” calling themself Bug and making a gofundme to avoid getting a real job. you are nonbinary.
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“Vasy wants to play his entire career in Tampa” until JBB fucks him over too
Andrei Vasilevskiy is hoping that #TBLightning and Nikita Kucherov find that “perfect golden middle” and work it out. “Anything is possible.” But either way, it won’t change fact Vasilevskiy wants to play his entire career w/ Tampa Our chat nytimes.com/athletic/7761857…
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