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When you see Gaga’s Parents before the show and when asked about the show tonight, & changes compared to Coachella, Cynthia said “I can’t
Say much… but you’ll be *very* happy”
In my grave. Ready for tonight 💞
Cc: @gagadaily @MayhemBallTour
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How many of us millennials got a chicken soup for the soul book instead of therapy in the 90s
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I still hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re a single mom who works too hard who loves her kids and never stops
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Remember to set your clocks back tonight from standard depression to seasonal depression.
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is anyone else’s timeline all scary headlines about potential catastrophic war or did i royally fuck up my algorithm somehow
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I might get hate for this but i feel like the handle on the maple syrup bottle could be just a little bit bigger
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everybody makes pilates seem so girly girl pretty pink coquette aesthetic cutie pie and in reality its like training for the military
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do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created here on earth
Introducing the most interesting food entrant in an NHL arena this season:
@UBSArena & @delawarenorth are unveiling today The Nerds Gummy Cluster Brie Grilled Cheese on sourdough 😳
@NYIslanders fans, you’re up!
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Regular back:
- cringe
- hurts all the time
- bones for some reason
Backstreet's back:
- alright
Did everyone have ye-nesia and forget what song he recently put out????
YE BROUGHT OUT 15 GUESTS IN CHICAGO TONIGHT🌎
-KID CUDI
-TRAVIS SCOTT
-DON TOLIVER
-CHIEF KEEF
-BIG SEAN
-2 CHAINZ
-RICK ROSS
-YOUNG THUG
-CYHI
-REALLY DOE
-CONSEQUENCE
-GLC
-TWISTA
-COMMON
-LUPE FIASCO
3 HOURS
60 SONGS
MULTIGENERATIONAL
THE GREATEST SHOW OF ALL TIME
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having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters
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And to my children, I leave my drawer full of installation manuals for appliances we no longer own, and a mangled pile of cords, adapters and wires.


































