Husband and father. Former edgelord, current know-it-all. Totally not family of badgers in a human suit. Earning a BA in Special Education. Vote Blue.
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Anyone seen what’s going on in the Tx Senate race? Reps are spending tons of money trying to win in a state they've held for decades.
They're not saying why they should vote for Ken Paxton. They're saying why you shouldn’t vote for James Talarico. What are they so worried about?
DJT: Let them hit LA. Let them hit LA. Let them hit San Diego.
Media: He didn't mean it like that.
DJT: I support the the man who raped Dr. Amy Acton.
Media: He didn't mean it like that.
Obama: The White House looks like a Cheesecake Factory.
Media: Was this a bridge too far?
The only reason Tinyhands never made a joke about Cheesecake Factory is that he's never heard of it.
The early voting data must look TERRIBLE for Republicans.
While I'm enjoying the schadenfreude, do not get complacent. If you haven't already, get out there and VOTE.
US Atty. General: Pre-Crime edition.
He's got no time to worry actual crimes being committed by the guy who hired him. He's too worried about POTENTIAL crimes!
Don't bother yelling at the blue checks feigning outrage at Obama's remarks. They know he wasn't insulting people who eat at Cheesecake Factory. They're just trying to rile up the gullible and get their elonbux.
MAGA, he's telling you to your face that he doesn't care that you're paying more. And you'll still go to bat for him.
The RNC contacted me to make some posters for them, but they forgot to tell me who their bogeymen is this week. So I made an all-purpose one.
🤖 Made with AI
I fired the lackey who put typo in the previous version. Here's the corrected meme.
Is it trans people? Minorities? Immigrants? Homosexuals?
No matter who the GOP wants you to be afraid of this week, this poster has you covered!
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Ted Bundy was a real charming guy, too.
“Yeah I did it again, bitches. Fuck you, I like these dinners.”
@billmaher lashes out, defends himself for having dinner with Trump again. He says Trump had good etiquette, never lost his temper or yelled… How nice!
Imagine being this far up your own ass.
My wife just had me do something. And without getting into details, we almost reinacted the scene with Michael Ironside from The Machinist.
If you've seen the movie, you know the scene I mean.
If I was Katie Miller, I'd threaten slander against anyone who claimed that I had an intimate relationship with Stephen Miller. I mean, ew.
Sex rumor causes Katie Miller to lose it on ex-GOP adviser: 'Slanderous'
Katie Miller, the wife of White House Deputy Chief of Staff and vampire, Stephen Miller,... publicly denied a sexual rumor about her and Steve Bannon on Thursday after Lincoln Project co-founder Rick Wilson mocked her on X.
rawstory.com/katie-miller-ru…
