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Joined August 2022
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Fuck the “red”, Trump, and any one ignorant or evil enough to support him.
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Love this. Gotta love that little dude
Phillies catcher Garrett Stubbs says goodbye to Philly with a message on Instagram  “Philly, You meant more to me than you will ever know. When I showed up to Philly in '22 I had no idea what to expect. I was a west coast kid going to an east coast team whose reputation was throwing snow balls at Santa. And being a Jewish kid from San Diego, neither meant too much to me. What I found was a city who cares more about their sports teams than any other city in the world. It's your life and it became mine too. These past five years we've made incredible memories together. From playoff runs, walk offs, music, beer hats, overalls, the shimmy C and most importantly... a shit ton of wins. What made it all hit different for me was this... I felt like I fit here. My whole life I have been told I am too small. Not big enough. Not this, not that. And it never stopped me. That's Philly. Tough. Relentless. A little rough around the edges. And proud of it. I'll miss it all... The October energy at the bank from the best fans in the world (holy shit), the boos (only a little), and the boys in the locker room (a ton). I got married and brought a baby girl into the world with 26 Uncles to protect her. You guys will always be phamily to me. Love y'all. Thank you to John Middleton for believing in me, the coaches for the trust, the Philly media for always keeping it real and to THE FANS for embracing me and pushing me every single day. We may not have always seen eye to eye, but I gave you everything I had. And for what it's worth, boos and all, I loved every one of you crazy phuckers whether you liked me or not. Cheers Philly. That's Life.”
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BREAKING: Arch Manning attempted to vote today, but his ballot was intercepted
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Thank you, Pennsylvania. I’m humbled and honored to be reelected as your Governor for a second term.
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Not optimal representation on either side
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How can you not love Miss Peaches? ☺️
Miss Peaches isn’t a fan of this whole daylight savings thing
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
¡Así murió el millonario Ernie Dosio, brutalmente aplastado por una manada de cinco elefantes enfurecidos junto a su cría! Mientras cazaba antílopes, los gigantes se sintieron amenazados y, en una estampida de furia salvaje, lo pisotearon sin misericordia hasta dejarlo destrozado bajo sus toneladas de músculo y rabia. Un final tan cruel como inesperado para un hombre que lo tenía todo.
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Those are Indian Elephants not African. This video does not depict that actual event. theguardian.com/us-news/2026/a…
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Joe Buck: "And Troy lately there's been a lot of talk about beef between us." Troy Aikman: "Joe, let me tell ya, the only beef I want with you is between your legs." Buck: "Troy you're getting me wet." Aikman: "The feeling is mutual Joe" This just happened on live TV I swear
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How can you hate this dude. You must hate laughing or joy bc honestly dudes just a good time to watch.
TheBurntPeanut addresses the Dead by Daylight situation "I already get cancelled on Twitter rn cause Dead by Daylight..did you just get skins for free? That makes you a racist!..there's one guy that submitted a refund, and in the refund reason box, they go TheBurntPeanut collaboration and the response of the game's communication team, I do not support racist transphobes..I don't think I've ever said anything about transgender people" "They go for like 3 things that would make a lot of people mad and then say you do all of them, it's the meta"
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Leaked footage of Arsenal's training session before the Liverpool game
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Can’t stop laughing at this 😂
It's been 8 years, and this is still the funniest video on the internet. 😂 "SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG!" and "AM I WRRRRONNNG?" are two of the most quoted lines between me and my older kids. The head bob with the hair movement at "THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!" will never, ever not be hilarious. And it's one of the best quick examples of the nature of male friendship to boot.
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Kill Tony 723 Timmy No Brakes’ golden ticket interview (pt. 1)
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Damn. This one sucks. RIP to the greatest Captain of all time.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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When Grandma doesn't understand what AI is and you create a movie clip with her in it 🤣 Writer: Ian
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Wow Jaime Lee really nailed this
You Can See Everything w/ Jamie Lee Curtis 🤣 #FallonTonight
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Flawless execution
Justin Tucker vs Harrison Butker kicking competition
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Briljante comedy door een blanke over ‘the N-word’. Voor een zaal vol zwarten. Dat is ballen hebben. Let op de gezichten in het publiek.
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John Mulaney says Michael Jackson wasn’t the only person who grew up without a childhood, because nobody born before 1910 had one perhaps not unique John: “People always go, ‘Oh, poor Michael Jackson, he had no childhood.’ But you know who else didn’t? Anyone born before 1910.” “And they didn’t marry children with a giraffe as a witness.” Conan: “We now know why John was not asked to give the eulogy at Michael Jackson’s funeral.” John: “I had a nice version. I was perfectly willing to call an audible and switch it on the fly.”
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