@NotHalfGood

Barack Obamas ex speech writer | 26th century poet | Failed 1986 Regan assassin | debilitatingly ugly freak

 ❤️ @pukecreature
Joined October 2023
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I’ll post normally. I swear. I have to say this one last time before I shut up. Please, people screenshotting my posts, stop. You are sending your audience my way. Your audience is not my audience. They do not like ME, they like 1 or 2 posts of mine.
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Lotta people killing themselves on twitter lately
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fog machine@ifinallyfucked9h
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i feel like this when i drink alcohol its like my asshole turns into a poop hose
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What
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“GET YOUR PAWS OFF MY KNOT”
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Halal faps?
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Fleshsimulators pfp on instagram is off-centered
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Thx for liking my tweet. Your account said you’re a woman so I’m masturbating now
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yeah
Crispy🍎@NotHalfGood10h
Replying to @PukeCreature
@PukeCreature
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two races: human being and criminal
Plink2@plinketyplink2Oct 25
If only everyone thought like this
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got an ultrasound of my belly and @NotHalfGood was in there
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If your BeamNG mod is behind a paywall you should be dunked into a cauldron of molten tin
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No it’s okay babe the small ones hurt
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China is so cool. It sucks they’re Chinese
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Lactose intolerant niggas be like ooouhh my God fuck I’m so wet nnggh fuck
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What yo # shawty lemme defile u
Blew
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Nothing makes an antisemite angrier than seeing a strong Jew.
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where's the red apple
🍞Marupan🍞
@marupan_desu24 Apr 2025
To all my "oomfs"
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Born to shit, forced to lay on my bathroom floor and masturbate
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Has anyone ever joked about airplane food. Huge untapped comedic potential
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Rūm
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you’re not allowed to have fun because they still havent figured out farming in Africa in the big 2026
SNEAKO 🇺🇸
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Be grateful.
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