@NotHalfGood

Barack Obamas ex speech writer | 26th century poet | Failed 1986 Regan assassin | debilitatingly ugly freak

 ❤️ @pukecreature
Joined October 2023
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  • Followers2.5K
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Crispy🍎 retweeted
fog machine@ifinallyfucked12h
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i feel like this when i drink alcohol its like my asshole turns into a poop hose
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yeah
Crispy🍎@NotHalfGood13h
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@PukeCreature
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two races: human being and criminal
Plink2@plinketyplink2Oct 25
If only everyone thought like this
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got an ultrasound of my belly and @NotHalfGood was in there
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where's the red apple
🍞Marupan🍞
@marupan_desu24 Apr 2025
To all my "oomfs"
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Crispy🍎 retweeted
Rūm
@Antiochian_Rum18h
you’re not allowed to have fun because they still havent figured out farming in Africa in the big 2026
SNEAKO 🇺🇸
@sneako19h
Be grateful.
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Crispy🍎@NotHalfGoodOct 25
Multiple large creators have stolen my posts and made money from them. A handful of my older tweets have been mass reported and removed. You don’t have to like me, just scroll on by.
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@fleshsimulatorOct 20
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ask me anything
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FiddleANigga@fiddleaniggaOct 19
working on some dumbass game cause im bored
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Crispy🍎@NotHalfGoodOct 19
Replying to @ACredemption
Actually a pretty common story. Look up “RHCP 14 year old girl”
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Crispy🍎@NotHalfGoodJul 11
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Crispy🍎@NotHalfGoodAug 12
I love my life and any future disagreement with that is incorrect
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how the news looks at you while Africans are burning down france before telling you "a hundred chimps are missing from the paris zoo and they can't get them back"
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@Schizopost69Oct 18
The Paris Zoo is missing about 100 chimps from its enclosure. Police are on the lookout for the missing chimps but are expressing great difficulty in finding them due to the “Nature of the current riots in Paris.” Follow: @Schizopost69
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1) filthy little bastard 2) aww hi @gaytwinkfaggot i love you
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I'm staying home and day drinking because it's christmas somewhere in the world
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Crispy🍎 retweeted
Trad West
@trad_west_Oct 18
Cardinal Robert Sarah: "Those who use the Bible to justify mass immigration are bewitched"
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@visegrad24Oct 17
BREAKING: Rioters are trying to storm Opéra Garnier in Paris. The historic opera house was built 1861- 1875 at the behest of Emperor Napoleon III
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Black people in police bodycam videos
Manic@kisssrotOct 16
White people when you say “raped” instead of “graped”
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Crispy🍎 retweeted
Crispy🍎@NotHalfGoodOct 19
Replying to @SameSexulator @NickJFuentes
@SameSexulator @NickJFuentes
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$crum$wayze
@PeepeeEsquireOct 18
Faggot retard. I hope the niggers burn your flat down.
imi@JaeminysusOct 17
La violence de passer devant des terrasses et de voir des gens prendre leur café pepere pendant que le peuple est dans la rue
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