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Dallas
Joined November 2021
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Larry David retweeted
Abolish the MVP Award Now. Just make it Best QB of the Year. The fact that Kenneth Walker and JSN aren’t here is a crime.
well well well... Jordan Love has entered the MVP chat.
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Larry David retweeted
bitches will fuck 100 broke niggas meet me and want a vacation
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whenever you read Chinese trash talk
土耳其是全世界的飞机杯,你们的垃圾国家长的就像个飞机杯,还他妈是前后开口的,伊斯坦布尔和爱琴海是阴道,亚美尼亚高原和库尔德斯坦是肛门,所有人都能通过这两个口操你们的垃圾国家,所有人的精液混在一起最后弄出来土耳其这个杂种民族。
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The billionaires can smell the end of Trump and are now socially positioning for 2028
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang has endorsed California's potential new billionaire tax laws, even if it will cost him $8 billion. "I don't mind paying taxes. The more you make, the more taxes you pay. I'm okay with that. I am the ultimate American Dream."
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Larry David retweeted
We really lost the general aspect of community in so many forms
GTA IV Midnight Release (2008)
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Larry David retweeted
Omg ??
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😭😭😭😭
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Larry David retweeted
what ARE some modern idioms? the first one that comes to mind for me is "fork found in kitchen"
does "oh so you hate waffles" count as a modern idiom
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Larry David retweeted
maybe dating isn’t for me 😭
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Larry David retweeted
why is she writing like god in genesis on slide two
Wow we really are in hell
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Larry David retweeted
Bro was looking for Tatum 😭😭😭
Paul George forgot he's not playing in the NBA right now 😂😂😂 #TeamUSA
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Larry David retweeted
this the funniest shit i seen all week lmaooooooo
Blueface almost CRASHED his car while driving INTOXICATED and going off on Chrisean in the rain 😳
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Larry David retweeted
There are levels to this slander thing😭
Triple domain expansion with One Piece pacing
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Larry David retweeted
Angel Reese is one of the biggest phenomenons in sports right now Her offensive bag is like Zach Randolph, she play defense like Draymond Green, & she talk shit nonstop like Gary Payton but she look like an IG model Just a hilarious combination of shit
“SHE CANT FU*K WITH ME.” — Angel Reese.
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Larry David retweeted
I’m in class and the teacher is complaining about how most of us only do our assignments to pass the year rather than to actually learn
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Larry David retweeted
They sent my cousin back to Nigeria to fix his behavior and this nigga joined Boko Haram
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Larry David retweeted
???????
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Larry David retweeted
picking up your pace to run in front of a woman so she doesn’t feel like a creepy man is running behind her but then you see yourself on a tiktok with 400k likes
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Larry David retweeted
when I doordashed popeyes and they straight up put a whole wad of napkins on my sandwich
Popeyes fuck up your order so bad you look in the bag and it's KFC
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Larry David retweeted
🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Man this nigga beg to fuck every fucking day like bra I already told yo ass I don’t wanna fuck damn
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