I don’t really exist, I also love animals especially cats show me your cats

Dallas
Joined November 2021
this nigga 6’5 tryna talk to me you cannot fck this lil ass dog dude
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"Gear 5 minutes" "Barely on mode"
I’ve been crying for 10 minutes
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Abolish the MVP Award Now. Just make it Best QB of the Year. The fact that Kenneth Walker and JSN aren’t here is a crime.
Kay Adams
@heykayadamsOct 19
well well well... Jordan Love has entered the MVP chat.
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bitches will fuck 100 broke niggas meet me and want a vacation
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whenever you read Chinese trash talk
土耳其是全世界的飞机杯,你们的垃圾国家长的就像个飞机杯,还他妈是前后开口的,伊斯坦布尔和爱琴海是阴道,亚美尼亚高原和库尔德斯坦是肛门,所有人都能通过这两个口操你们的垃圾国家,所有人的精液混在一起最后弄出来土耳其这个杂种民族。
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The billionaires can smell the end of Trump and are now socially positioning for 2028
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang has endorsed California's potential new billionaire tax laws, even if it will cost him $8 billion. "I don't mind paying taxes. The more you make, the more taxes you pay. I'm okay with that. I am the ultimate American Dream."
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d.
@_312DARIUS22h
We really lost the general aspect of community in so many forms
GTA IV Midnight Release (2008)
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Omg ??
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😭😭😭😭
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what ARE some modern idioms? the first one that comes to mind for me is "fork found in kitchen"
does "oh so you hate waffles" count as a modern idiom
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maybe dating isn’t for me 😭
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why is she writing like god in genesis on slide two
Wow we really are in hell
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Bro was looking for Tatum 😭😭😭
Paul George forgot he's not playing in the NBA right now 😂😂😂 #TeamUSA
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this the funniest shit i seen all week lmaooooooo
Blueface almost CRASHED his car while driving INTOXICATED and going off on Chrisean in the rain 😳
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There are levels to this slander thing😭
Triple domain expansion with One Piece pacing
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Angel Reese is one of the biggest phenomenons in sports right now Her offensive bag is like Zach Randolph, she play defense like Draymond Green, & she talk shit nonstop like Gary Payton but she look like an IG model Just a hilarious combination of shit
“SHE CANT FU*K WITH ME.” — Angel Reese.
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I’m in class and the teacher is complaining about how most of us only do our assignments to pass the year rather than to actually learn
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They sent my cousin back to Nigeria to fix his behavior and this nigga joined Boko Haram
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???????
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picking up your pace to run in front of a woman so she doesn’t feel like a creepy man is running behind her but then you see yourself on a tiktok with 400k likes
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