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Unreal Phil 

@NotPhilSchiller

Senior VP (King) of worldwide marketing at Apple Inc., Cupertino California. Of course a parody account. We can't innovate anymore, #myass and #courage

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Joined June 2012
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I was not on stage because @Tim_cook fired me. #Appleevent
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#Apple leaks Apple. #iPhone12
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#Apple leaks Apple. #iPhone12
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#AppleWatch 7 will measure your lifespan too. #AppleEvent
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#AppleWatch 7 will measure your lifespan too. #AppleEvent
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Am I on stage?
Tim Cook (@tim_cook) profile pictureTim Cook
@tim_cook15 Sep 2020
It’s time to get started! 👀 apple.com/apple-events/
Apple Events

Apple Events

Introducing the iPhone Duo. Plus new iPhone 18 Pro, Apple Watch Series 12, Apple Watch Ultra 4, and AirPods 5.

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Tim Cook (@tim_cook) profile picture
Tim Cook
@tim_cook15 Sep 2020
It’s time to get started! 👀 apple.com/apple-events/
Apple Events

Apple Events

Introducing the iPhone Duo. Plus new iPhone 18 Pro, Apple Watch Series 12, Apple Watch Ultra 4, and AirPods 5.

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#Apple can’t innovate anymore #myass
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🐅@DamarAllDay24 Oct 2019
This is why I can’t be trusting used things from people I don’t know. Open that camera app and show me the .5 zoom 😂
Unreal Phil  (@NotPhilSchiller) profile pictureUnreal Phil @NotPhilSchiller22 Oct 2019
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kirsten@kirstenmats22 Oct 2019
Will this look ok on my 8+?? Asking for a friend lmfao.
Unreal Phil  (@NotPhilSchiller) profile pictureUnreal Phil @NotPhilSchiller22 Oct 2019
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Unreal Phil  (@NotPhilSchiller) profile pictureUnreal Phil @NotPhilSchiller22 Oct 2019
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lil amelz@ameliacakes22 Oct 2019
When you broke af. Just wanted to make it clear to everyone that I bought an iPhone 11 pro. I’m financing it. But still.
Unreal Phil  (@NotPhilSchiller) profile pictureUnreal Phil @NotPhilSchiller22 Oct 2019
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@[email protected]@tylerhall7 Oct 2019
macOS 10.15 Vista tyler.io/macos-10-15-vista/
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It happens to anyone working at #Apple
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James
@jimmy_bailey4 Oct 2019
Replying to @NotPhilSchiller
I mean, they are kinda fruity.
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Fuck You @NotPhilSchiller oh…wait…
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It happens to anyone working at #Apple
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I am getting fatter #myass !!!
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