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Satan made leather and iron the best materials on my skin with very obvious motivations in mind
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Well I've been with my girlfriend since the Ediacaran period and she knows how to live off bacterial mats and is asymmetrical
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I was looking into the most expensive movies ever made and when I saw how bewildering they were I started making ghost noises
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Hot take I actually love people like this they make me feel way more like a human being than a lot of people who act like they have to walk on eggshells or who interrogate me in ways they think are polite
complimented this guy's outfit on the sidewalk and he shouted "THANKS THEY! SHE? SHE? THEY? SHE?" and he just kept going until i yelled back "she/her!" finally ending with "THANKS SHE"
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I always liked using cunt as an insult but I'm trying to roll it back because vaginas are too beautiful to be compared to most of these people
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Hot take: this is a good thing because when stupid people run wars they do less conquering
BREAKING: Thomas Massie’s resolution to impeach Pete Hegseth fails in the House 211-204, after 11 Democrats failed to show up for the vote.
If those 11 Democrats had showed up, Hegseth would have been impeached 215-211.
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NotTheIRS retweeted
Comments I’ve seen brought about by the Edmund Fitzgerald
- Lakes don’t get 20’ waves
- How tf would you fit a 1,000’ boat on a lake
The coastal elites will never understand the scale of the Great Lakes
The only substances I use are alcohol and nicotine and NOT weed because something about Tree of Death or smth idk
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I mostly really only particularly like big boobs if the person with them is going to make fun of mine for being smaller
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