Fuck you, Sen

The anthrocon toxic waste barrel

I don’t know what to tweet right now I ain’t got shit going on

Paul Bunyan is a fucking kaiju and no one else knows

My hot take is that Deathnote is not a GREAT anime. It's OK. Light might be the stupidest genius I've ever witnessed with a healthy dose of INCREADILE luck that he 'calculates.' In closing? I wouldn't recommend it to many people but it's OK I guess.

Please never fix this @Brammflakes The idea of a pilot butt puckering watching this is way too funny

"Why are you interested in this position?" You're fucking hiring why do you think? You're paying money for my work.

The general consensus is that I dress like a musician and I’m okay with that

God I LOVE weddings

If you stand still on an escalator without a suitcase I’m taking your balls / ovaries

Charlie Scene was made in God’s image

Im tired of being inside every weekend.

Pretty sure @DiviTheWolf is getting me terminated from jobs I don’t trust this guy

We love losing our job with no warning on a Wednesday

If pee isn’t stored in the balls why do I have to go every time I nut? Checkmate atheists

Someone PLEASE tell me who the fuck Gabe is

I can’t believe @PureRubyDragon buys likes and comments

Applying to different jobs while in a work meeting hits so different Never have I been more motivated

I need to re-lose weight fuck