Patiently waiting for Yan to get the belt back, this shit ain’t easy. 1-3-0 on pfp picks. - edit: HE DID IT!

Joined November 2019
PetrYan’sLapDog retweeted
rare sighting of Petr Yan laughing :)
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what?
Replying to @illa
Merab has to start cutting weight professionally. I can only think that his issue with liver shots stems from dehydrating himself for the cut. Heard he still does it the old school way
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PetrYan’sLapDog retweeted
Between Jon Anik seamlessly switching between one betting website plug to another to the two minute Trump ad that tells a story very different than what most Americans say they are feeling this mid day PPV got me feelings a bit dystopian 🤷‍♂️
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PetrYan’sLapDog retweeted
Well after watching that main card, you can keep your 12 KOs in one night or whatever. I'd rather just watch good fighters
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i think i speak for everyone when i say Diego 3
Who should Volk fight next?
20%Diego 3
46%W/of Gaethje Arman
11%Aaron Pico
23%Aljimain Sterling
71 votes • Final results
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PetrYan’sLapDog retweeted
They need to quarantine Merab and Umar from the rest of the division and just have them fight over and over for the perverts who want to see guys pretend to try to hurt each other for 25 busy minutes
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pedo and no heart pick a struggle @MovsarUFC
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PetrYan’sLapDog retweeted
Yan is Champ again Yan now has a title defence Yan won the trilogy
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PetrYan’sLapDog retweeted
Replying to @JackSlackMMA
The number of data centers needed to hold all of yan’s downloaded data is a solid 2% of Russian GDP
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PetrYan’sLapDog retweeted
Faith restored in MMA
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my goat i’m so happy Yan mafia and the Petrphiles are so up!!!!
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the goat is up ya’ll #petrphiles stand up🗣️🗣️🗣️
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PetrYan’sLapDog retweeted
If you “had a whole script” ready before you even touched the game, you should literally never be trusted for any honest opinion.
I went into Gears of War: E-Day ready to hate it. I had a whole script about Western developers ruining our game again. I had to throw it out and eat my own words. It's awesome.
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PetrYan’sLapDog retweeted
Asked ChatGPT my perceived IQ & to make me a report card based on our conversations
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PetrYan’sLapDog retweeted
Heartbreaking matchmaking because one has to win
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always find it so funny when people use the word “woke” without an ounce of irony
Replying to @MightyKeef
So bad for people to want appealing looking characters after they've been beaten over the head for a decade with shoehorned androgyny and forced woke themes everywhere. My gosh. The terror!
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PetrYan’sLapDog retweeted
no we don’t
we need to start a conversation about how succession is overrated and it’s nowhere near the level of the all-time greats
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