𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« (@NumberOneChair) header
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« (@NumberOneChair) profile picture

π‡πž/𝐇𝐒𝐦, 21 years young. Father. Husband. π‚π‘πšπ’π«π¦πšπ§ 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 π•πžπ«π² 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧t Company dont dm for business inquiries.π‡πž/𝐇𝐒𝐦,

🀫
Joined July 2023
Photo by 𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« (@NumberOneChair)Photo by 𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« (@NumberOneChair)Photo by 𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« (@NumberOneChair)Photo by 𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« (@NumberOneChair)Photo by 𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« (@NumberOneChair)Photo by 𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« (@NumberOneChair)Photo by 𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« (@NumberOneChair)Photo by 𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« (@NumberOneChair)Photo by 𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« (@NumberOneChair)Photo by 𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« (@NumberOneChair)
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
jerk your penis, the value of which fluctuates based on market conditions
30
2,096
28
20,538
213,990
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
grandmother just sent me this with no context
74
2,547
154
65,758
699,866
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good
41
6,590
59
62,780
976,446
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
the beef jerky from dollar tree is people
167
6,097
263
60,362
886,165
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
My ceiling fan just fell on my head and then someone shot me in the stomach and then a bear mauled me to death
120
5,455
528
27,828
631,487
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
40
1,745
27
10,798
206,558
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
2
2
11
276
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
You can’t kill me because Thomas wil have to become chairman and I know that if that happens he will kill himself lol or should i say They (I have been headcanoning him as nonbinary)
1
4
109
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
your 23 year hb: yo lets get on roblox
155
3,216
396
32,129
488,132
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
Absorbing poop vibes while playing on my iPad ✨
6
115
1
572
19,203
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
.@AppleSupport I made this emoji, Can you add it, it’s kind of a surprised like blushing one
209
5,749
158
38,442
735,704
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
66
1,292
198
12,163
1,260,677
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
ai generated annoying orange porn
449
7,702
364
234,084
11,066,095
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
Bfbh uv jbbvy
5
5
21
806
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
It has come to my attention by a trusted C.O.G.S. Inc. source that this phrase is intended to mean "Pour me one," in reference to consuming oil. Please disregard my question.
Could anybody clarify the meaning of the acronym "P.M.O."?
3
4
29
988
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
pmo pmo pmo pmo pmo pmo
1
3
15
360
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
Replying to @NumberOneChair
pmo???????
1
3
125
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
3
10
303
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
Replying to @NumberOneChair
ITS A VIDEO GAME. GOD!
1
90
𝐌𝐫. π‚π²π πžπ« retweeted
Replying to @NumberOneChair
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭HELP
1
2
123