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Joined September 2020
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watch me go from broke to ricch ✍🏾
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Il manquait juste ma bite au milieu
Kylie ve Kendall Jenner kardeşler, alkolün etkisiyle dudak dudağa öpüştüler.
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j'ai fais une decla d'amitié à mon meilleur ami az ok
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On the same day Cristiano Ronaldo announced his retirement from international football, @afcbournemouth's Rayan pulled out his iconic SIU celebration 🤝
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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Rayan did the 'SIIIIUUUU' celebration out of respect for Cristiano Ronaldo who announced his retirement today. ❤️🇵🇹
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If Leo Messi does not drop a comment on Cristiano Ronaldo’s retirement post, it will speak volume on his character as a human being.
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Mais pk les mecs frappent leur bite sur la chatte ???? 💀
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Over the years, I learned a few very simple things: Goals fade. Trophies end up in museums. Records are eventually broken. But there's one thing that time can never erase.. The place we hold in people's heart. If I ever made you happy, if one of my goals ever made you embrace someone, forget a worry or feel proud, then it was all worth it. -CR7 2026.
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I fell in love with Cristiano Ronaldo during his Real Madrid days. I watched him score unbelievable long-range goals when people insisted he could only score tap-ins. I watched him top the Champions League assist charts when people called him selfish. I watched him score over 100 headed goals when people claimed he was nothing more than a penalty merchant. I watched him give his teammates their flowers after winning Portugal's first major international trophy when people accused him of making everything about himself. I watched assists become an increasingly important metric when Cristiano was dominating the goalscoring charts season after season and Messi needed another way to match his numbers. I witnessed broadcasters abandon La Liga coverage and turn their attention to Serie A following Cristiano's move to Italy. I watched La Liga's global appeal take a hit after his departure from Spain. I watched him win Ballon d'Or awards despite facing an establishment that often seemed determined to deny him the recognition he deserved. And perhaps most importantly, I witnessed how Cristiano Ronaldo's existence pushed Lionel Messi to become an even better player. Their rivalry elevated football to heights we may never witness again. There will never be another Cristiano Ronaldo. Everywhere you went, you conquered. Everywhere you played, you made history. From Portugal to England. From England to Spain. From Spain to Italy. You conquered leagues, Europe and the world. You defied expectations, silenced critics, shattered records and turned the impossible into something millions of children dared to dream about. You inspired generations. You taught the world that talent may open doors, but discipline, sacrifice, resilience and an unbreakable belief in yourself can take you beyond imagination. Thank you for the memories, the inspiration and the privilege of witnessing your greatness. You weren't just part of football history, Cristiano. You were one of the reasons an entire generation fell in love with football. There will never be another like you. 🐐
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Whoever made this Ronaldo edit did us wicked 🥹
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microsoft?? i’m never leaving this app😭
i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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C’est fini. 💔
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🚨🚨🚨🚨💣 OFFICIEL !!! CRISTIANO RONALDO 🇵🇹 PREND SA RETRAITE INTERNATIONALE !!!!! 👋
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In the end, he smiled. 🥲❤️
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Portugal estará sempre em mim
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JAKE PAUL, GET READY FOR YOUR FUNERAL. ⚰️💀 The countdown has begun… ⏳🥊 #PaulDoumbe #TheBest #Boxing #JakePaul #PFL #MVP #Doumbe #SympaLaForce
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Si votre ex vous écrit ce soir, vous répondez ????
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Merci pour l'accueil Bollaert heeinnnn
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🚨🚨 | 𝐍𝐄𝐖: A fan shows the actual distance of Cristiano Ronaldo's 2009 freekick goal against Arsenal. This is phenomenal 😳
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On toque avant d’entrer quelque part.
Mais pk les mecs frappent leur bite sur la chatte ???? 💀
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