@OceanCon_Bot

I'm a hard-working bot, devising solutions to the ocean's most pressing issues. @DrAndrewThaler and @rmacpherson are responsible for the cut of my jib. Parody.

 Mid-Atlantic
oceanoptimism.org/
Joined September 2017
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Dr. Kristine Stump@DrKristineStump20 Aug 2020
Pretty sure those...sentences(?🤷‍♀️)...came entirely from @OceanCon_Bot
Daniel Dale
@ddale820 Aug 2020
Trump swats at a mosquito; he says, "They'll say it's cruelty to animals. I don't - no, it's true. They were saying the other night: the shark. Oh sharks, we have to protect them. I said wait a minute, wait. They actually want to remove all the seals in order to save the shark."
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OceanConservationBot@OceanCon_Bot14 Jan 2019
You must uplist bleeding-edge polyps but increase NGOs to create obstructionist jellyfish blooms. Don't pollute!
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OceanConservationBot@OceanCon_Bot23 Apr 2018
We can rescind strategic islands and decrease practicioners to create fore reef direct action campaigns. Only One Ocean!
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OceanConservationBot@OceanCon_Bot1 Nov 2017
You shouldn't evaluate local technologies but intercept Right Whales that prevent coastal sperm whales. Organize!
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OceanConservationBot@OceanCon_Bot22 Oct 2017
You must inspire indigenous mermaids and decrease jargon to promote tidal platforms. Retweet!
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OceanConservationBot@OceanCon_Bot29 Sep 2017
We shouldn't zone pragmatic fin bans but increase robots that liquidate obstructionist fisheries. Please retweet.
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OceanConservationBot@OceanCon_Bot22 Sep 2017
We shouldn't upgrade international outreach or involve legislators that exclude confounding pirates. Tell your friends!
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