Hobbies: writing/art. My writing is free on the Internet. Secular humanist. Existentialist. email: [email protected]

Edgewood, NJ
Joined August 2018
Dateline 8/25/2026 Edgewood, NJ "Ice and Fire" is now live. A work in progress at 362,000 words and counting. I should drop a warning. Some content is not fit for anyone to read. I'm just telling a story. It's about people, so the story gets ugly. octoberferguson.com/Toby/
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Vote for Cowgirl the right one!
Ya'll, President Trump says the other Dan Sullivan is only on the ballot to confuse voters! The DOJ sued so Alaska can't certify if the real one loses. Ashley in Marketing signed up for our costume contest as a cowgirl too. 🤠🇺🇸💅🏻💅🏻💪🏻💪🏻
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Interdimensional timeline hopper.
Do you have any idea what it is?
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It's "not all men" until your girl wants to go out with her friends and suddenly it's "you know how men are".
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The true strength of voters.
Lula supporters literally moved cars to vote!! Bolsonaro supporters tried blocking Lula voters going to the poll. Democracy held! CONGRATULATIONS Lula!! 🇧🇷
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We, as a society, do not say "ignoramus" enough.
Donald Trump is a blasphemer, an ignoramus, and an anti-Christ. Those who follow him are deep in sin.
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If not snack, why snack-shaped?
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A Christmas miracle!
I got my new Kuru shoes, the shoes for people with plantar fasciitis. My feet finally don't hurt! It's a Christmas miracle!
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It's always the orange cat. Happy Monday.
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Literally could not have happened to anyone more deserving.
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How do men even function? Like...at the end of the night do y'all just count how many toes and fingers you have and chalk it up to a great day with no reason to do better??
Ranch dressing already open and taken out of refrigerator, poured into a little container and left out from Friday to Sunday. Is it still usable on Monday or garbage?
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Oof! And don’t call me screaming and yelling. I’ll just hang the phone up over and over 😂 Speaking of fragile egos, I’m in Twitter purgatory a-fucking-gain!! I’ll be back tonight or tomorrow 🥰😘🩷
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he was always hilarious
“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
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Should I go as a slutty blemmye?
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Cut MAGA a break. They just want to buy bologna and here comes a jihadist, trans,Somalia pirate,communist,atheist,telling them the earth isn't flat.
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This is me!! I can’t wait 🥰🩷
once upon a time, she did all the hard things, even though she was scared. she built the life that she had been dreaming of. she found peace and joy and had more good days than bad. she lived happily ever after.
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💪🏻💪🏻💅🏻💅🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏🏻🙏🏻
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Ken Paxton's tour is called Come and Take It, ya'll. And he can TAKE it! See ya'll in Waco Tuesday! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏🏻🙏🏻💪🏻💪🏻💅🏻💅🏻
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October Ferguson retweeted
Replying to @obsessafilma
I would hate to see what he pens when he IS bothered...
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