Smol Cat 2.0 (retired)

oughhh

lard ass

fatass

this meal just ruined my life it's the best thing ive ever eaten

just absolutely destroyed a toilet here

it is my birthday ! i love you my friends ❤️ 3 decades is pretty cool. in hobbit society im now considered an adult. $smollcatt is my cash app if you feel generous 💕

chicken tenders are just adult chicken nuggets

this building has an evil aura

an animal, i think ?

getting drunk off the honey badger vodka bottle

when businesses ask me "so how did you hear about us?" ive just started replying "via carrier pigeon" or "it was fortold in the prophecy"

raising my baby on beans, bacon, whiskey, & lard

how i pull up to the function

i miss you boston market

yearning for the sweet release of death on company time

a parent should never have to bury their tamagotchi