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Fluent in Shpongolese | Him/Bo | Spice-pilled | Benny Jizzeratt'd | @OneSmolCat is my life and my love C²♡

Nowhere and Everywhere
Joined March 2021
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Jelqing my foreskin back into existence
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Fish fear me. Women fear me. Even God fears me. I know not where I went wrong, But I am beginning to believe that the dark arts were not the most efficient way to catch a fish.
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Pictured: Tony Soprano going in for the sneaky neck snap on Zoe (2002)
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Only an hour or two till this (hopeful) masterpiece comes out! Been dreaming of the sequels to Broken Reality and Hypnospace Outlaw for a while now, and to see Broken Reality actually make the dream come true is pretty awesome 😁 RIP HSO 2 aka Dream Settler tho
ANNOUNCEMENT - NEW TRAILER - BROKEN REALITY 2000 arrives on Steam and Xbox July 22, 2026 Plug in. Lose yourself. Leave everything behind.
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These two suck each other's cocks on the reg
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God sent his most liquidy shits to his most worn out assholes 😓
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Feeling like a brand new molecule
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I blew out my asshole playing pickleball
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I take my Red Bull into the bathroom with me because you never know when you'll need to supercharge your poops
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Y'all killed JFK and wanna act like you have any place to talk about this shit
The Committee acted in bad faith by subpoenaing an Agency officer for testimony today without notifying CIA, despite having already obtained closed-door testimony from the individual previously. The witness testifying today is not appearing as a whistleblower in pursuit of the truth, but instead in response to the subpoena issued by Chairman Paul. This proceeding amounts to nothing more than dishonest political theater masquerading as a congressional hearing. As the CIA has already assessed, COVID-19 most likely originated from a lab leak, and efforts to undermine that conclusion are disingenuous.
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Epstein is alive. He body-snatched Erika Kirk
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"Ah, a photo of me from when I was older.."
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His full name is actually Papa "New Guinea" John
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Won't you join me on my walk?
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I'm sorry, WHAT kind of jeans are these?
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Ashes to ashes Ducks to ducks
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Out at the cheesecake factory with my coworkers and I've been in the bathroom for the last 10 minutes, consistently shitting my soul and the last 3 days of food out. Think they'll notice when I come back and easily finish my meal?
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I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing him. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pecker.
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