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Fluent in Shpongolese | Him/Bo | Spice-pilled | Benny Jizzeratt'd | @OneSmolCat is my life and my love C²♡

Nowhere and Everywhere
Joined March 2021
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Bad day for pedophiles and cunts
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Patrick Stewart in Excalibur is the coolest anyone has ever looked
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chicken tenders are just adult chicken nuggets
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Fish fear me. Women fear me. Even God fears me. I know not where I went wrong, But I am beginning to believe that the dark arts were not the most efficient way to catch a fish.
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Animals I saw on my commute
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i made this 👍
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Pictured: Tony Soprano going in for the sneaky neck snap on Zoe (2002)
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farting in the work bathroom loud as fuck
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assigned janitor at birth
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when i was like 8-12 my mom used to tell me if i ever find her dead to have the police investigate my dad & i think that kind of paranoid behavior made me the very normal very cool person i am today anyway im standing in the bathroom at work looking at this guy right now
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my handlers gave me a gun
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These two suck each other's cocks on the reg
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officer your gun is soooooo cute can i hold it
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fell in the toilet & got flushed at work again
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I blew out my asshole playing pickleball
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His full name is actually Papa "New Guinea" John
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shitto special
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