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Owode, Nigeria
Joined May 2023
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Hi, I'm Dan Joseph Ukeme, known by most as Oxwordz. I'm a writer of over 5yrs. Well-researched academic works in any field (science, engineering, arts), blog content, grant proposals, technical documents, etc. Whatever non-fictional works you have, I write it. I also teach.
It’s the last quarter of the year 2024. Re-introduce yourself once again!
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loss of multiple lives, you stopped at the airport campaigning for your own votes, you entered the land. onijere
“When I last visited the other time, I was limited to the airport. Forgive me if you didn’t see me enter the land. I assured those displaced, we will rebuild your community, and we will bring you back. I have directed all security agencies to take decisive action.” - President Bola Tinubu today at the APC presidential rally in Jos, Plateau State
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Dan Joseph Ukeme retweeted
Better doesn’t mean good, and bad doesn’t mean worse. If we’re comparing the two, by every metric available, PDP was far better. You can argue that they were bad, or that they failed in many areas, but APC has been considerably worse. It’s not even fair to debate this.
Just saw a tweet implying the PDP ruled better than the APC. Sigh. I guess our definition of better is different.
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e no go better for everybody wey raise you when you be pikin
LET’S SHUN VIOLENCE: OUR CAMPAIGNS MUST BE ABOUT ISSUES THAT PROMOTE THE WELFARE OF OUR PEOPLE I have followed recent reports of violence accompanying political events in different parts of the country. Every form of violence stands condemned. Violence should never have a place in our political campaigns as we move toward the 2027 general elections. Our campaigns should be about issues, a contestation of ideas that promote the welfare of our people and the progress of our country. As the leader of this country, I commit myself to a peaceful, free, and fair election, and I urge political leaders and supporters across party lines to conduct themselves responsibly. I have said that being in different political parties or pursuing different ambitions does not make us enemies. As Nigerians, we are members of the same household living in different rooms. Therefore, our politics must elevate human conditions and focus on national progress and development. I want to reiterate my previous directive to the security agencies: be strict and firm against anyone who seeks to test our resolve and will to preserve public order. Our administration is committed to an orderly and peaceful election, and all political parties and candidates should be protected and free to campaign anywhere in the country without molestation or fear for their safety. We shall not tolerate any irresponsible conduct by politicians and their supporters. Security agencies are therefore authorised to confront thuggery and other anti-social and anti-democratic activities with full force. Bola Ahmed Tinubu President and Commander-in-Chief, Federal Republic of Nigeria November 13, 2026
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Yes.
Are there people who raw-dog the gym? No supplements, no creatine, no pre-workout. Just training and food?
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Nigerians don’t give me a vibe you can’t maintain mahn. My heart is full 😭😭
President Tinubu was stoned earlier today at Abuja area1 central mosque. Some of you just like taking risk.
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can’t remember anytime the voice stood for the streets
Olamide btw, he no deserve that voice of the street tag
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bro, i dey work but i no dey chop. FUCK YOU, TINUBU!!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!
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By politicians and citizens BTW. There is no way he is not losing this election.
TINUBU IS HATED NATIONWIDE!!
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TINUBU IS HATED NATIONWIDE!!
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Peter Obi was the one making these types of tweets in 2023. NDC continue whatever you are doing
LET’S SHUN VIOLENCE: OUR CAMPAIGNS MUST BE ABOUT ISSUES THAT PROMOTE THE WELFARE OF OUR PEOPLE I have followed recent reports of violence accompanying political events in different parts of the country. Every form of violence stands condemned. Violence should never have a place in our political campaigns as we move toward the 2027 general elections. Our campaigns should be about issues, a contestation of ideas that promote the welfare of our people and the progress of our country. As the leader of this country, I commit myself to a peaceful, free, and fair election, and I urge political leaders and supporters across party lines to conduct themselves responsibly. I have said that being in different political parties or pursuing different ambitions does not make us enemies. As Nigerians, we are members of the same household living in different rooms. Therefore, our politics must elevate human conditions and focus on national progress and development. I want to reiterate my previous directive to the security agencies: be strict and firm against anyone who seeks to test our resolve and will to preserve public order. Our administration is committed to an orderly and peaceful election, and all political parties and candidates should be protected and free to campaign anywhere in the country without molestation or fear for their safety. We shall not tolerate any irresponsible conduct by politicians and their supporters. Security agencies are therefore authorised to confront thuggery and other anti-social and anti-democratic activities with full force. Bola Ahmed Tinubu President and Commander-in-Chief, Federal Republic of Nigeria November 13, 2026
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One of the best tweets ever.
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No reescribirán la historia
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A kid always needs a father. Always.
Man, the kid really stood on business with that "I don't feel like it" energy. Mom told him to clean the room before they left. He said he'd do it later, brother even tried to warn him, and he just kept doubling down like nothing was gonna happen. Then dad walks in, hears the whole thing, and the energy shifts real quick. The basketball ban is wild though. One chore and you're off the team until you get right with mama. That's a heavy consequence for not cleaning a room, but you can also see the dad's point — he's treating it like "if you can't do the small stuff when you're told, how are you gonna handle bigger stuff?" And the whole "what if something happened and you never got to make it right" part is him trying to put some weight on it. Kid went from "I don't care" outside to "yes sir" real fast once the sports were on the table. Classic.
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This ovulation no dey ever make una press money give person?
Ovulation texts are worse than drunk texts😭😭😭
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I just filled my tank with almost 200k….then I realized I didn’t insult you enough for this opinion earlier. I’m sorry for trying to explain to you. You are VERY STUPID!!!
Unpopular opinion: I sincerely do not think Peter Obi is any better than Tinubu. I’ve watched a lot of his interviews, and he comes across as so unintelligent. As much as I want Tinubu out, I still don’t think Peter Obi is a better replacement. I think we’re fried, guys😭
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This man hands down won the 2023 election and will win 2027 as well. We must all stay back and defend the votes. We cannot leave everything for Peter Obi.
PETER OBI in DELTA STATE😎🔥🔥🔥 ✌️✌️✌️
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A man in his eighties with a dubious history, who should be spending time with his grandchildren at home is busy wrecking the country, pretending that he can govern Nigeria, and some young people whose future he is destroying are supporting him.
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As how I go survive like mad 😭 all you have to do is be a fucking decent person that's literally it
None of you, including me would survive in a working Nigeria.
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PO has a chance. Very solid one too Don’t let anybody lie to you. We can talk about spread later. But woh. I know wetin I Dey see
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The word “provider” is a slur
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