Noted Garfield Scholar This is where I keep my jokes. I do (did?) a podcast about the Big Cow. I am 29. The truth come out.

Joined July 2018
There'll always be a Guy (TM).
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Philip Rodger (MCats) retweeted
project hail mary is probably fine idk i haven’t seen/read it, but i read the author’s debut novel and it made me homicidally angry
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132 Days until my Festive Tweet!
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I saw an image of Meowth that was so so so cute and I had to draw it for myself
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Philip Rodger (MCats) retweeted
Film Twitter always bemoans the lack of creativity in Hollywood and superhero fatigue and yet when we finally get a truly original piece of blockbuster cinema like Moana you let it flop. Don’t blame me when studios stop funding passion projects like this
‘MOANA’ has opened with $43M domestically — one of the lowest openings for a live-action Disney remake ever. Budget was $250M. Read our review: bit.ly/DFMoana
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Replying to @tumblr
Bring Him Back.
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at what point do they have to just drag him out of no.10 kicking and screaming and throw him in a van with no windows
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Only you can do it Shadow Man
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The Daily Mail was so embarrassed by the 84% vote for rejoin they reset the horizontal axis to make 84% look like 50%. Pathetic.
Only the Daily Mail could make a bar chart depicting 84% in support of rejoining the European Union look like 48%.
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If bigfoot was real, that wouldn't even be that exciting
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[Arthur Aardvark]: I think we should determine the winner using the most unbias method; alphabetical order.
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Idk who he is but it's so crazy to sell out to this degree just to play a role as insignificant and undynamic as Lucius Malfoy. That's like if it was highly controversial to be in star wars and you're like, I couldn't turn down Greedo
Johnny Flynn, set to take on the role of Lucius Malfoy in HBO’s #HarryPotter series, discusses criticism around author J.K. Rowling’s anti-trans stance, and “the welcoming environment” on set. “Obviously, there's quite a lot of stuff around Jo [J.K.] Rowling. I suppose that's been quite interesting to navigate, the conversations there — but all important conversations to have,” Flynn told @THR. “The people working on this are really, really great and create a really special atmosphere, [like] Francesca [Gardiner] the showrunner, and Mark Mylod and various directors. There's such care. I'm basically not in the first book. Lucius is hardly in book one at all, but I'm in the first series. So it's quite a thing to go do a day and then have a month or so [off] and come back and everybody's got these really tight relationships. But it's such a welcoming environment.” 🔗: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
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Philip Rodger (MCats) retweeted
starting to think im not onto something after all here
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Merry Festive Tweet. For reasons which are probs obvious, I'd rather not post a video of me on here any more, so please go view it elsewhere: bsky.app/profile/prodgermmat…
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I have been informed that there is not, and never has been, a Stooge named Furlong. This means that if you only count Shemp and Furlong, there is only 1 Stooge in the Three Stooges, and that's how many hour there is to my Festive Tweet! Just One!
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If you only count Shemp and Furlong, then there are Two Stooges in the Three Stooges, and that's fitting because Two is also the number of hours until my Festive Tweet!
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Philip Rodger (MCats) retweeted
this is funny but honestly this is literally exactly what it’s like receiving recommendations from men literally every single time it happens
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Only 4 hours to my festive tweet! That's the same number as there are Stooges in the Three Stooges if you count one of the extra Stooges.
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Only 6 hours to my Festive Tweet!
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One! Only one! The same number of Charlie Chaplins as are in Charlie Chaplin! That's how many days to my Festive Tweet! Be ready!
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