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Patient Zero for Havana Syndrome Writer on SNL/The Simpsons/Spongebob Squarepants (2009-2014) @CouchImprov | @Podghast | @HmmChoice | @TheGarfiles

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Joined December 2011
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My boss is off today "in agony" from gout. I made this to cheer him up, but I'm too scared to actually send it to him, because he can fire me.
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Isaac@isaacturnersongOct 23
I can't take it anymore!!!!! *lives a full life*
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Adam Gilbert@AdamGilbert__Oct 24
I’m Doctor Samuel Loomis. I have a PHD in neuroscience and I’ve worked with mental patients for 20 years. You have a demon in your town. he’s the fucking devil.
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Playdoh@Playdoh59048217Oct 21
aer2@aer21598794Oct 21
Replying to @_The_Wub_
Is Pynchon worth reading
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my empire of dirt@__Niko__04Oct 22
Boss: You're fired Me, pausing mgs2 on the company's computer: why
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Frankie🪆Fey
@frankiefeyOct 20
straight from the smiling friends universe:
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Kaiju Eiga 4K@4k_KaijueigaOct 19
World Premiere For Godzilla Minus One (2023)
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James Cameron
@JimCameronOct 16
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From the 2nd ever production
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Shasti@sh44stiOct 13
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Ivy Groyper@IvyGroyperOct 12
Rerum Novarum // Intel, Breaking News, and Alerts
@officialrnintelOct 12
🇾🇪🇸🇦⚡️- Three big booms heard in Riyadh, according to Reuters.
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Sofoets@mosuyanagiOct 6
Big Boss🔥🔥Naked Snake🔥🔥Big Boss🔥🔥Naked Snake🔥🔥Metal Gear Solid 3🔥3🔥3🔥Metal Gear🔥Solid 3🔥🔥Soviet Union🔥Jungle🔥Jungle🔥Shogahood🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️
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Pulp Librarian
@PulpLibrarianOct 5
Postman Pat in Japanese. Very relaxing...
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sarah 💽@SarahStarberryOct 1
oh my god read the vertical axis
Sashi
@sashikantsingh_Sep 30
Open Al's internal benchmarks show GPT-6.1 Sol crushing Opus 5.5, with Anthropic struggling to keep up
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X Global
@X_Global_tvSep 26
🚨 BREAKING: Mexico's Defense Minister says 80% of the weapons seized from drug cartels are of U.S. origin, while the remaining 20% are from Israel.
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Ed Sheeran spotted at Celtic Park
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Joe Rogan
@joerogan30 Sep 2013
Replying to @macklemore
@macklemore Come do some porn with me.
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“Scotland is a victim of imperialism” people when you ask them why it’s called Nova Scotia
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The answer to every challenge lies in your heart.
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JOHNNY RYAN@JOHNNYRYAN101Sep 11
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Sierralloween@slothsaretight3Sep 10
Sorry, Kojima, we can't fund Physint. We need to give money to Insomniac so they can make the same marvel game for the fifth time in a decade
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