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Van peeps! My wife and I are staying in Van for a 5 days next week! Catching a nucks game and seeing Brett Goldstein but above that not really sure how to spend time in the city. Any tips? I love a good coffee shop, any dinner spots? What’s fun that’s not a billion dollars?
Is there a bank or mobile phone company that doesn’t make you wait on the phone for an hour? Anyone?
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This guy seems a really good time.
An Arizona orthopedic surgeon allegedly tried to board a five-night Bahamas cruise with MDMA, THC gummies, vape oil, lollipops, and psychedelic chocolates in his luggage.
And some of the ecstasy pills were stamped with the Tesla logo. 😂
Dr. Jacob Henrichsen, 38, was arrested at PortMiami after customs officers discovered the assortment during a baggage inspection.
Investigators reportedly found nearly 12 grams of MDMA, approximately 160 grams of mushroom-branded chocolate that preliminarily field-tested positive for LSD-related properties, and more than 300 grams of THC products.
Henrichsen faces three felony charges, including MDMA trafficking. He’s pleaded not guilty, and his attorney is disputing how the drug quantities were calculated.
Now, I have questions.
Was this all for personal use? Was he planning to share? And why would someone with a medical career risk everything over a five-night cruise?
Because I would LOVE to know what this man’s vacation itinerary looked like.
📸 Miami-Dade Corrections and Rehabilitation Department
Eurovision is fucking awesome!
Canada is going to Eurovision 2027. It’s up to you to decide who takes the stage.
Cast your vote by November 5.
cbc.ca/eurovision
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Me trying to be nonchalant and unbothered after realizing I’ve accidentally superglued my hand to my neck.
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When Donald Trump brought Nicki Minaj on stage at his Michigan rally last night, things went horribly, horribly wrong.
