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former child. regarded, mentally.

Far East Vancouver
Joined July 2009
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dang I really thought this would work
Vivek Ramaswamy performs "Lose Yourself" by Eminem at the Iowa State Fair
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The plan goes ahead as... planned.
It's election night...
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Trump all year heading into the midterms be like..
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Mar-a-Lago rn
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THE JETS DID IT OH MY GOD
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Norm Macdonald Meets A Professor of Logic
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Van peeps! My wife and I are staying in Van for a 5 days next week! Catching a nucks game and seeing Brett Goldstein but above that not really sure how to spend time in the city. Any tips? I love a good coffee shop, any dinner spots? What’s fun that’s not a billion dollars?
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"It was scary how much I look like Freddie Mercury" 🎃
Some halloween costume inspo for you 👻 ✈️ @nhl #HockeyHalloween
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Justin Tucker in the Chiefs massage room
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R.I.P Patrick Stewart Gonna jerk to X-Men hentai in his honor 💯💯
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This guy seems a really good time.
An Arizona orthopedic surgeon allegedly tried to board a five-night Bahamas cruise with MDMA, THC gummies, vape oil, lollipops, and psychedelic chocolates in his luggage. And some of the ecstasy pills were stamped with the Tesla logo. 😂 Dr. Jacob Henrichsen, 38, was arrested at PortMiami after customs officers discovered the assortment during a baggage inspection. Investigators reportedly found nearly 12 grams of MDMA, approximately 160 grams of mushroom-branded chocolate that preliminarily field-tested positive for LSD-related properties, and more than 300 grams of THC products. Henrichsen faces three felony charges, including MDMA trafficking. He’s pleaded not guilty, and his attorney is disputing how the drug quantities were calculated. Now, I have questions. Was this all for personal use? Was he planning to share? And why would someone with a medical career risk everything over a five-night cruise? Because I would LOVE to know what this man’s vacation itinerary looked like. 📸 Miami-Dade Corrections and Rehabilitation Department
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Me trying to be nonchalant and unbothered after realizing I’ve accidentally superglued my hand to my neck.
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This is crazy work from Mark Scheifele.
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Let's take this outside ❄️
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What a wonderful celebration of hockey 🍁
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Okay, it wasn’t Trevor Halford. It was Lorne Doerkson lol But otherwise, I called the scenario where the “fortunes could change” for the BC Conservatives. From September 17 (back when Kerry-Lynne Findlay was still the leader of the Conservative Party of BC):
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How insane is it that his first game with the #NHLJets is an outdoor game lol
Dawson Mercer, welcome to Winnipeg ✈️
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