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A dad. Married. Books and films fan. Special Education Teacher. Still searching for the perfect Spades partner.

Just south of St. George
Joined May 2011
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Replying to @LusipherPE
You’ve never been more desirable in your life. My advice is to start behaving like it.
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“They ate” is already a thing and that’s more than half way to “its eats pussy” so I’m for it.
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You wouldn’t have been able to waterboard this out of me.
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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That Washington and Giants games was the biggest WWE ending I’ve ever seen.
The NFC East winning 0 games on a week in which two teams played each other feels like a pretty good encapsulation of the division at the moment
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Haha, that’s the premise of Hell’s Kitchen. “Imagine if a restaurant hired Gordon Ramsay to be their head chef and he didn’t have a station to man and he just oversaw the kitchen the whole time without ever cooking anything.”
I don’t get it at all with this sport. Why is there an offensive and defensive and special teams coordinator in the first place under the head coach? What is the job of the head coach then? Why wouldn’t Payton call the plays and DeMeco Ryans call the defense if that’s what got them to be head coach in the first place? Imagine if a restaurant hired Gordon Ramsay to be their head chef and he didn’t have a station to man and he just oversaw the kitchen the whole time without ever cooking anything.
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They’re showing through dialogue because it’s a screen play and not a cartoon.
This scene from Lanterns episode 2, sums up everything wrong with this show: John is shown the threat of Manhunters, but WE never see it. We just see an old lady. We’re at ep 6, and almost every cool sci-fi element exists only in dialogue. There’s no excuse... Show, don't tell.
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Jeremy Pasker retweeted
This scene from Lanterns episode 2, sums up everything wrong with this show: John is shown the threat of Manhunters, but WE never see it. We just see an old lady. We’re at ep 6, and almost every cool sci-fi element exists only in dialogue. There’s no excuse... Show, don't tell.
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The only thing stopping USPS from doing exactly what Amazon does is Congress because it’s not like we don’t have the money to invest in it.
Consider the following trade: Jeff Bezos is blocked from becoming a billionaire. However, Amazon consequently does not exist. What percentage of Americans would make that trade?
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The most American tweet of the month.
Thinking about that time when I was like 10 & I used to collect quarters & had gotten like 25 states then someone invited me to an arcade 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Women are devastatingly, amazingly, wonderfully insane.
Replying to @judysquirrels
Wake him up! Feminism!
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Only fictional characters: Superman Miles Morales Bowser Jr.
LaMelo Ball was asked to pick 3 people to wear his shoes: “Jesus, Martin Luther King, Malcolm X.” (h/t @Meloleague)
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Why am I in tears after reading this? 😂
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A great thing about public conversations on podcasts is that peer review be switching 🥷🏾 up for the better. They learn real quick what the community is okay wit and what the community ain’t cool wit.
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I’d really like to get into the details please. Some details I’d like to know are who exactly are the evil tyrants? And how exactly are we not safe?
Mike Johnson says that the Pentagon is requesting an additional $350,000,000,000 for things like "fighting Communism on our own shores"
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A paper test is not the only means to show merit? Testing teamwork is meritocratic. Testing an ability to command a room of your peers is meritocratic. Testing ingenuity to solve problems is meritocratic. And it’s not based on color if everyone goes through this same process.
Replying to @JHWeissmann
It affects nothing. Those black students wouldn't be able to score well enough on the SHSAT. Almost no black students score above 1400 on the SATs, what makes you think they'd score high enough on the SHSAT to get into Stuyvesant? The whole point of the private school scholarships is so these black students don't have to go through a meritocratic filter to get into stuy/bronx-science; they can get into prestigious private schools based on their skin color and much lower meritocratic filters.
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When rappers say they can sleep with your girl, do you believe them? Because that’s the more egregious lie to me.
Y’all never get it. 😂 We don’t clown people for flying commercial, we clown people who clown us for flying commercial then turn around and fly commercial. 😂
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Goated tweet.
The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao
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Analytically the Cavs are NBA champions.
🏆 Congrats! The 25-26 New York Knicks are the first champions that: 1) don’t have a 1A 2) lost the KAT trade definitively 3) got gift-wrapped a path to the finals 4) will regress to the mean on 3s 5) never have anything to do with anything 6) haven’t actually won any playoff games. Opponents just lost all 16.
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Basketball and soccer are theoretically the same sport because strategically the players are trying to accomplish the same thing on the court/pitch. Soccer is absolutely more interesting than baseball. I think baseball has just been a cultural holdover from the radio era.
Honestly I don’t know why football isn’t as big as it should be in the US. Your national team isn’t even bad. How can you guys prefer basketball and baseball to this? Shout out to the Americans who love football, you’re real ones
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It’s hilarious how French Wemby is.
Replying to @BenRitholtzNBA
This was something. "Booth’s brother, John Wilkes, is known for a different kind of shot. Legacies, good or bad, live on forever."
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It’d be interesting to see how this scene is made in the new surveillance state we currently live in. I don’t t think it’s possible for vigilantes to have alter egos anymore, unless *jurors* fully understand the difference between a villain and a hero.
underrated scene from garfield’s spider-man
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