Pasta

Shitville would have been a better name than x

Cream cheese wontons are a breakfast food

Getting married is an endurance sport btw

No economic activity also means not being on Twitter or Netflix btw. Log out if you're protesting today

never trash talk sleep token around a sleep token fan (they'll cry)

Courtney Love killed Nick Steckman

This is the most relatable thing Mamdani has ever done

Tell me why Amazon stock isn't dumping today. AWS is on life support. That means Amazon shopping, video, music and cloud services are all broken. The entire revenue stream is shot. Is the reason the stock isn't dropping because no one can access their trading apps without aws?

in 1992 columbus sailed the ocean blu

Stock markets closing on nights and weekends sucks. I wanna gamble at the bar

How are you guys holding up, having to work columbus day and all?

i have to work in an air conditioned office with free snacks today. this isn't what columbus sailed the ocean blue for

Why do I have to work on columbus day?

cant believe I have to work on columbus day

Andy reaching for deep cuts

Starting my dropshipping empire tonight catch me on forbes

My $200 off-the-rack suit from Kohl's fits better than my $2000 custom tailored suit 💀

i could go for a dr pepper

Craft breweries are dying because of the kind of people who open craft breweries

systems are only as good as those who use and maintain them