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if every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

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Happy 59th birthday to Courtney Thorne-Smith! Few talk-show appearances have aged as hilariously as her legendary exchange with Norm Macdonald about CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD. 😂🎂
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Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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Well, it has been 6 years. I genuinely thought this account would only last a week. A huge thank you to ALL followers for staying & enjoying the fun. And of course to Rudy for being a moron. And thanks to all those Republicans who lost their seats but celebrated with us!
🤖 Made with AI
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Never leaving this site
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RT @WALLACHLEGAL: Costa Rica-based BetUS has faced cease-and-desist action in at least 10 states: AZ, FL, IL, LA, MD, MI, MN, MS, RI and TN…
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I had no fucking clue there was Charlie Kirk hot sauce, or a Charlie Kirk clothing line, until Erika Kirk slipped it in between her fake tears.
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The first CFB Community Picks are live on FanDuel!
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7,736 slips placed so far. Go tail 👀
The first CFB Community Picks are live on FanDuel!
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🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨 The Real Community Picks are LIVE! To celebrate, we're teaming up with @realapp to give one lucky fan an autographed Kevin Durant jersey! For a chance to win: 1️⃣ REPOST 2️⃣ FOLLOW @FanDuelSports and @RealPicks 3️⃣ TAG a friend Rules: bit.ly/FanDuelKevinDurantJer…
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Jon Stewart on Chuck Schumer: “Someone has to meet this moment. You have an opportunity to actually govern. One of the first things you need to do is remove that system of seniority from Democratic politics. It’s a bullshit system and it needs to go. Chuck Schumer fought tooth and nail against half of these fucking people. He does not understand the urgency of the moment and what the future demands”
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Stephen Miller: This whole period that happened after World War II where the West began apologizing and groveling and begging— Host: I don't even know what you're talking about right now. I asked you if there would be an election in Venezuela.
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Is Chuck Schumer exciting? No. Does he take risks? Of course not. But do his experience and acumen make him EXACTLY the man democrats need to most effectively wield this unprecedented mandate? Jesus christ, no
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Jon Stewart: "Remove that system of seniority from Democratic politics, it is a bullshit system... They're already like 'Chuck Schumer deserves a lot of credit for putting together this--' Chuck Schumer fought tooth-and-nail against half of these fucking people."
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Every time I think my English is fucking shit I listen to this woman and feel way better about my fucking shit English
I can’t understand a fucking word she’s saying. She’s had 30 goddamn years to learn English. Deport her back to Slovenia
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Americans: We hate ICE Trump: Best I can do is make the chief architect of ICE immigration policy my new Chief of Staff
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Being able to learn English in 40 years should be the minimum requirement to get an Einstein visa. I think Melania got an Epstein visa.
Melania Trump is struggling to read her prepared statement
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One tribe. Five years ago. A fundamentally different proposal excluding retail traders and limiting trading to commercial hedgers and market makers. Quite a stretch to equate that with today’s mass-market sports prediction platforms. Context matters. Is that all you’ve got?
Give this some thought, @WALLACHLEGAL and @VictorRocha1: In 2021, the Seneca Gaming Corporation argued—in support of proposed NFL event contracts by the management team that now runs @RotheraMarkets—that “[t]hese contracts are not bets or wagers by any measure,” rather they would allow sportsbooks to hedge their risk. If true then, why not true now? Sounds familiar, eh @mansourtarek_?
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HAPPY FRIDAY ‼️ To celebrate a great NBA Cup slate, we're giving NEW @ArenaClub customers a chance to win a $100+ Slab Pack! To enter 👇 ➀ FOLLOW @FanDuelSports ➁ REPLY w/ a FanDuel betslip for any player to score 25+ points tonight Rules: bit.ly/FanDuel-ArenaClub | #NBA
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NOTABLE CONCESSION: Kalshi acknowledges its event contracts satisfy Utah’s general definition of gambling: “Kalshi does not argue otherwise.” Instead, it argues they fall within the statute’s express exception for “lawful business transactions.”
NEW TWIST: In a state-court filing yesterday opposing Utah’s preliminary injunction bid, Kalshi argues its event contracts are “lawful business transactions” exempt from Utah’s gambling definition because they trade with CFTC approval and are “commodity contracts” under Utah law.
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