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Patrick Keyte
@PatrickKeyte
Views my own or of someone wittier than me who I have plagiarised
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Joined May 2010
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Patrick Keyte
@PatrickKeyte
Oct 25
Two tragic millennial 🚬s
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Patrick Keyte
@PatrickKeyte
Sep 20
Still obsessed with this filter
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Patrick Keyte
@PatrickKeyte
Sep 5
Happy Birthday to meeeee
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Patrick Keyte
@PatrickKeyte
Aug 29
You’re never too old for your childhood soft toys to stay in bed with you
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Patrick Keyte
@PatrickKeyte
Aug 22
Don’t use barbers you’re not used to. Had the freelance guy in the shop today and he cut ALL my hair off. It’s not a bad cut, it’s just not what I asked for after spending months growing out my hair
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Patrick Keyte
@PatrickKeyte
Aug 20
iii girly
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Patrick Keyte
@PatrickKeyte
Aug 12
Sending you British transport police
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Patrick Keyte
@PatrickKeyte
Jul 19
I wonder if the neighbours take as many selfies in the hallways as I do…
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Patrick Keyte
@PatrickKeyte
Jul 17
New haircut
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Patrick Keyte
@PatrickKeyte
Jun 13
Tittiez
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Patrick Keyte
@PatrickKeyte
Jun 12
Chronically hungry
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Patrick Keyte
@PatrickKeyte
Jun 11
My hair cannot decide what it needs to do since I got it cut
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Patrick Keyte
@PatrickKeyte
Jun 10
Snappy snap snatched
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