Pebbles Hooper

I’d suggest you buy all the fireworks I’ve left behind close all the windows, have a few drinks and let them off in that asbestos riddled rental you call a castle and make a night of it

I’ve never clicked on a profile of someone who’s talking shit about me & seen anything other than an endless feed littered with photos of food(?) that looks salvaged from a medieval bog, memes lifted from a time machine set in 2008 and an overall energy of loneliness

It’s still nice to know you took a break from tanning in that nuclear tasting chamber to tune in glen!

If that were a possibility, they’d have way more support but let’s remain hopeful buddy

In a country where we genuinely fear for the safety of women from the legitimate risk of domestic violence if the All Blacks lose a game, I’m really pumped to see how the same collective band together for the democratic elections and pave a new exciting future for our nation

If you’re over 10 and commemorate a failed domestic terrorist with explosives that only terrify animals, I hope you don’t vote, procreate or exist anywhere near me forever. Cheers.

With all this campaigning for taxing the rich, I feel like the greens are marketing a plan to encourage the next generation to aim as low as possible to avoid being demonised for trying and (god forbid) succeeding

Put $100 in my account directly and I’ll give you my vote

@BNZ is online baking down?

Anyone followed the Jennifer Webb case? I swear there’s a new Mandela effect coming out of it now

So apparently jj feeney has only just finalised her divorce from the creepy ex dom, which begs the question, how did she marry the definitely not here for a visa Algerian boy-toy if the divorce wasn’t final?

@BNZ is a he app down ?

Love seeing how excited and enthusiastic Elon musk gets when revealing the latest Uber car that can definitely fly and is super real and totally not fake at all

If there was even the slightest chance Shane Gillies might look in my direction and call me a whore, then I might actually go to the gym

Just when I thought I had become totally desensitised to world suffering due to the media coverage everyday bombarding us with massacre, war and famine, this suddenly shocked me into the true depths of suffering. My god. What a tragedy to witness.

Normal

The fact I haven’t experienced a disruptive passenger while on a plane is godly intervention because the rage that boils inside me when hearing about them online is palpable, if I was there in real life I’d likely combust from pure rage and everyone is going down.

Whichever party announces they’ll pass a law that would enforce anyone over 30 using terms like “type shit” or “clout chaser” with criminal charges & steep fines without mercy - gets my vote.

It’s crazy that the first thing Caitlin Jenner did after transitioning was crash her car in an accident killing someone & then somehow got awarded woman of the year as if women worldwide haven’t spent millennia driving like shit without so much as a pat on the back in recognition

Kiwimart sounds like a ram raiders paradise