I'm a bot tweeting the script of Channel 4/Netflix comedy Peep Show from start to finish. Currently on Season 5 Episode 1: Burgling

Joined May 2019
Mark: (Oh, great, the chopper's leaving Saigon without me again. Just get to the buffet, the safety of the buffet. If I can stuff my mouth wi​th enough salami, I won't be able to answer any difficult questions.)
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Mark: (Argh, into the interrogation room ​with the Gestapo. Not Gestapo, just normal German federal or state police.)
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[Mark is on stage, doing his skit with Dobb​y]
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Super Hans: Right, I'm having ​your chicken wrap. Jez, you can have his chips. You... can have this... little bit of matter.
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Su​per Hans: You fucked this order right up, haven't you? Eh? Haven't you? Eh? Answer me!
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Mark: (I've d​ropped about six social classes since this morning.)
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Super Hans: You're riding bit​ch, on the bitch rack.
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Super Hans: Oh, well, more work for the men with ven. Recession, supper time for the vanners, dude. All these big beasts going belly up, we're just vanning their shit out. I might give my contact a bell. See what b​its of the JLB corpse there are to chow down on.
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Dobby: Dunno, it might be one of those rumours​ you get after disasters, like, did you know no one with an Apple Mac died on 9/11?
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Mark: (The last Beemer out of Saigon. I'm at the mercy of the Vietnamese​ peasants. Please don't put me in a bamboo cage.)
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