Peter Brieck · May 8, 2017 · 7:38 AM UTC

When you eat ice cream too fast.

Four String Brewing · May 1, 2017 · 4:01 PM UTC

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Beat the Monday blues with a free comedy show at the taproom! 6:30-8pm. Tonight's headliner is @TomPlute. 1/2 off all @MamaMimisPizza. 🍕

Jonathan Stiffler · Mar 8, 2017 · 3:54 AM UTC

Peter Brieck retweeted

This is your yearly reminder that Mitch Hedberg would've been the king of twitter.

Peter Brieck · Mar 6, 2017 · 10:37 PM UTC

Combination fireworks store/gas stations are the combination Pizza Hut/Taco Bells of Tennessee #wombocombo

Peter Brieck · Feb 6, 2017 · 3:21 AM UTC

Rumor confirmed. @pepsi is Skynet.

Peter Brieck · Jan 19, 2017 · 2:23 PM UTC

I'm starting a gym called Ferngully The Last Gain Forest.

Peter Brieck · Jan 13, 2017 · 4:23 AM UTC

I think a realistic life goal for me is to die in an upscale gutter. I'm thinking historic cobble stone.

Peter Brieck · Jan 10, 2017 · 1:46 PM UTC

Just took pre-workout to wake up. Your move, Tuesday.

Peter Brieck · May 30, 2016 · 7:41 PM UTC

Just tucked my shirt in. Shit's about to get real.

Peter Brieck · May 10, 2016 · 2:43 AM UTC

If my career path goes the Magic Mike route, my stage name will be Tease Puff. I'll just throw cheese puffs at people.

Sam Brieck · Apr 1, 2016 · 3:09 PM UTC

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I've been working on story stuff with @PeterBrieck. Keep yur peepers peeled. More is on the way.

Peter Brieck · Apr 1, 2016 · 11:58 PM UTC

I'm going to invent a watch that keeps track of how much you party and tells you if you not partying enough. It'll be called a Litbit.

Peter Brieck · Mar 20, 2016 · 4:44 AM UTC

Made me a reuben sandwich. Dropped it on the ground. It's ruined. Now I'm sitting in ashes, wearing rags. Weeping. Saturday night is lit!