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MOMther

@PezzleStick

I have a theory about Jack Lord's hair. I break search links. https://teapaw.org/t.co/EXnO4GD9LJ she/her/mom. Mom. MoOo

 Minneapolis, MN
Joined February 2011
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Hey @Instacart I have a question about your algorithms for suggesting replacement items.
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I'm experimenting with 48 hour deodorant. Y'all may want to step back.
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Dave
@pittdave13Jun 16
One time I was Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot And a firefly jumped up on a hickory stump and said boy let me tell you what And I said what And he said what what And of course I said what what in the butt Best summer ever
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Trying to get a good pic of my black cat. Trust me, she's gorgeous.
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Never been hurt by being flipped off, but a genuine thumbs down, jesus christ
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So in the post-lumpectomy info packet it doesn't mention that if you're trying really hard to open a jar, you might tense up and punch yourself in your tata and THAT HURTS LIKE A B****!
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It’s a beautiful day so make sure to go outside and die from seasonal allergies.
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I know this breaks multiple laws of human decency, but I'm eating these tacos with a fork.
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The Teenager just went in the bathroom but I'm not ready for work yet. Guess I'm gonna be late.
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I'm just a girl, hanging out with a box of tissues and a bucket. Like ya do.
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I love watching my neirodivergent child & their neurodivergent friends greet one another. They'll run toward each other like they're gonna hug, then stop 3 ft. away and wave.
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Standing in the dollar store line listening to all of the beeping & chirping of the register doesn't help my tinnitus.
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I don't have strep throat either!
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Something tells me that I oughn't pick at the incision site. [picks at incision site] ... I think it's just glue?
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It's like Hamburger Helper, but I'm not using hamburger and nobody is helping.
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NEGATIVE FOR MALIGNANCY!
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I mean, this is good news, but I'm kind of miffed that they described my breast as "unremarkable."
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Bob Golen
@BobGolenApr 18
If you come across a snake skin it means the snake shed it to grow bigger. Same thing if you come across my clothes at Goodwill.
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I'm training for the inevitable fall of civilization by walking around the house in wet socks.
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The break room smells like hot facts. #IWorkWithMonstersq
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I wonder how many cryptid sightings involve magic mushrooms and parsnips.
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