Yo, Ding Dong, man. Ding Dong. Ding Dong, yo. (Ding/Dong) | ~90% posts/retweets of things I think are funny | Ethan Winters Enthusiast | #ReleaseTheDominikCut
(he/cis-het)
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Evan O’ retweeted
The thing is if you are going to start a farm compound in the woods, which is a bad idea in the best of circumstances, you can’t have even one of these incidents in your past
‘Little Rascals’ star resorts to GoFundMe ahead of having 6th child: ‘I really need some help’ trib.al/2qGNkTK
Evan O’ retweeted
bro, this clip is so fucking funny because of how unfunny it is. Like Taika Waititi doesn't do a single funny thing in any of the clips, but because of how unfunny he is, coupled with Shawn Levy's comment, it loops back around to being funny
Evan O’ retweeted
if patho 2 crashes that's the game crashing. if patho 3 crashes that's daniil telling you he doesn't wanna play right now.
Evan O’ retweeted
It’s really amazing the Michael Tracey is explicitly pro-pedophilia and pro-rape. Like that’s his primary political issue
Evan O’ retweeted
My mom is like permanently 12 years old due to trauma+mental illness+ neurodivergence. She got really into Sims Freeplay. She made sims of me and my siblings that she took care of in game instead of us on real life.
She actually made two of me. One trans (male) and one cis(female
Evan O’ retweeted
I was hit by the shockwave of a suicide bombing back in 2011 I think, and I saw a badly mangled corpse just plastered on a wall.
My dad somehow successfully convinced me that it was actually a really, really well detailed mannequin and that I was dazed and seeing things.
Evan O’ retweeted
My first dnd session in Kentucky got shot up and the responding officer asked us why we didn’t “throw a fireball back”
Evan O’ retweeted
After my dad was killed I went to a psychic at the county fair while there with friends to take my mind off of things and she looked into my palm, read the lines, and told me I need to spend more time with my father.
I explained and she apologized profusely & offered me a refund
Evan O’ retweeted
The difficulty of describing Bethesda Games' appeal is that you cannot really point to one specific area where they excel, and you can point to a multitude of areas where even their die-hard fans would admit they absolutely suck. But they do have an intangibility
Evan O’ retweeted
I constantly think about this guy in the developer commentary who just talks about how he hates his ex-wife 🤧
